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[Kamikaze Revy]

:DAIGOMJLOL:

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

:DAIGOMJLOL:

@Sweet Meat Chaucer what the heck does that rep comment even mean? :DAIGOSKIP:

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

@Sweet Meat Chaucer what the heck does that rep comment even mean? :DAIGOSKIP:

I just typed random #s

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

So after that we still kicked it

She told the ex bf and he straight dissed her ass

Since i knew she was pregnant I was smashing raw and Nutting all in her

She didn't start showing till she was past 5 months

I was still smashing then too


First time smashing a fully pregnant chick

p*ssy was

So mushy and warm
Goo'ey

 

[HARLEM AL]

Do posted this story and you stupid ass nikkas are upset. You should be taking this shyt as a lesson and learn from it.

The fukk is wrong with you nikkas?

 

[patscorpio]

I'm not as good as a storyteller as OP but I'll drop some scenarios.
Iraq - This white dude fell in love with a bar girl in Thailand (bar girls probably have seen more dikks then some porn stars) Dude was buying land for her and her family. He would be at work crying on the phone with her because she didn't want to talk to this MF. Whenever it got close to his vacation time though, she would talk to him every day.

Iraq - this white dude went to Thailand for vacation. Came back and one week later, his entire face broke out. It was HERPES . The company fired him immediately

Iraq - Back when I was in the Army this chick in my unit was selling p*ssy out of her tent. Her box was so profitable, she hired a bodyguard while she was on deployment.

Iraq - This other chick in my unit was also selling p*ssy. When we redeployed, she volunteered to go back so she could sell some p*ssy

Iraq - There was this one company that hired Ugandans to be guards. There were some female guards selling p*ssy. There was a tent fire and all of the money they stashed after months of selling p*ssy was lost in the fire

Afghanistan - The medics had a steroid ring going throughout several bases and got busted

Kuwait - chicks would get knocked up and pay dudes to marry them so they could get out of the country. In Kuwait, the husband has to escort their pregnant wives to their flights. Get pregnant without a spouse in Kuwait will get you locked up.

Iraq - A medic and a sniper in my unit were smashing. This chick in my unit was beefing with the medic so she took pictures of them boo'd up and mailed the pictures to the medics husband #GMB. The husband writes his senator with the pictures attached and complains about his wife cheating. The Senator reaches out to the Commanding General and shyt rolled downhill from there. The sniper was a career soldier and got busted down to E4, the Medic got busted down to E3 and they both got field grad article 15s for adultery (lost of rank, forfeiture of pay and extra duty).

Kuwait - this old cat I worked with was smashing escorts on at least a weekly basis. He would brag about how they looked and show of pictures of them. All of these bytches were flabby and sick Chinese hookers for the most part. These bishes looked horrible. He even said he fukked one of these sloppy bishes up the ass I let breh live tho just to keep the fukkery going

sheesh..the things you read in the morning in your office while drinking coffee before starting your work day

 

[The ADD]

Damn it Chaucer, damn it man!

 

[Loud Still Coolin]

Real life journey

shyt don’t stop!!!

Salute the OP

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yep

The sister was engaged
But was using the maintenance man to get money and gifts cause he was mentally slow

When women taking advantage of simps goes wrong

 

[Blackrogue]

just posting to be in this rafters thread

read it all in one sitting

 

[The Exchanges]

Place holder

Bruh you playing fast and loose with that military p*ssy.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Can y'all nikkas stop quoting every damn post?

Forreal
Bozo's were quoting six passages previously just to add in the new chapter

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

PAGE 11 OF 16

The Asia saga just ended

My one comment were the subtle sohhoes being thrown in but the story was compelling enough it went ignored I was paying attention to this tho

 

[Solomon Caine]

Lesson learned from this, the US armed forces is full of cucks.

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

We start kicking it on a regular basis

We keep it secret
It wasn't against the rules for us to date cause she wasnt my supervisor but she was in my company
And we didn't want them nosy mafukkas in our business
_______


She was divorced
She had a 5 yr old daughter
And her mom lived with her


Fam the first time I smashed


We was at her crib
And she asked me if I wanted to watch a movie in her room


I wasn't gone make no moves tho
Cause I wanted to play it cool

Half way in the movie she go and change to get comfortable

She came out with some boy shorts and s t-shirt

I still didn't make a move

Then she start kissing my neck

It was on


Fam I still remember
This bih skin was so soft
And she smelled like lilacs and Chanel

I cant front
I got on my knees
And pulled her shorts to the side and ate the p*ssy


This bish p*ssy was eating me baxk


Bish p*ssy tasted like reperations and French vanilla


I still remember the black n white stripped Victoria's Secret panties I slid off her

I beat the brakes off it yet also made the sweetest love

That's the kind that can hurt u the most