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[Scottie Ca$h]

Bruh This Story Was Full Of So Many L’s

My Dude None Of The Hoes U Were fukkin With Were Wife Material.

ALL The Red Flags Were There. And The Crazy shyt Is That U KEPT Encountering The Same Red Flags And Continued To fukk Up Just For The Sake Of Getting p*ssy

 

[RawDogBandit]

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

I gasped so hard my Uber driver turned around to look at me and almost made us crash
Damn breh and you were getting close to lil mans

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

I’m glad I get to read other peoples Ls so I know how to avoid them

 

[xCivicx]

So basically this story was a diatribe about a serial compulsive fornicator consistently making shytty life choices huh

You went through all this and didn't divorce this bytch yet
Breh she clearly saw you as food and took advantage of you
I see why brehs are hard on single moms
You paid for the lawyer and getting pissed on
Why did you continue to be around her after you found out about all the lying and deceit... you were enabling her
I bet the wife and baby daddy were laughing at you when they were communicating

Idk how true this story is, but there are definitely a couple things off about it

 

[xCivicx]

bih
I said numerous times I stayed for the kids

Even while you knew she was still talking to and building with the real father of her son huh

 

[xCivicx]

Entertaining thus far but I think I’ll check out here. With all due respect you sound like you’re a slave to p*ssy. Most men are to a degree.

But I’m a Stand Up to Piss Bonafide Man before anything else, and I don’t think my sense of pride would’ve allowed me to go thru anything else after finding out the child wasn’t mine. You found out in the most disrespectful way possible. The bytch was on some dumb shyt trying to get you in a jam with them laws and with the military. Had you paying legal fees while she’s still lying and dealing with dude behind your back.

Then pissed in your face. Literally. Nah. Not me. Not then not now not ever.

I agree

Apparently he was smashing every female he came across in the army

And as a person with family in the army, I can say that in my experience, the majority of the females in the army are hit physically and mentally crazy

So I'm finding it hard to understand why/believe that a person would keep placing themselves in intimate situations with these type of people, unless it was a compulsion

 

[xCivicx]

Breh's entire story is a perfect example of the law of attraction at work. Those who lack the ability to be introspective would blame the woman for all of the fukkery when in reality no man who was capable of setting healthy boundaries would have gone through half of what he went through. It always takes 2 to tango....

Bruh This Story Was Full Of So Many L’s

My Dude None Of The Hoes U Were fukkin With Were Wife Material.

ALL The Red Flags Were There. And The Crazy shyt Is That U KEPT Encountering The Same Red Flags And Continued To fukk Up Just For The Sake Of Getting p*ssy

Facts

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Few dudes in here aggy as fuxk

Like the shyt happened to them

How u tight

And I'm relaxed


I done moved on lived life
Accomplished all kinda shyt


I literally just told this off gp

nikka mad quoting shyt
Ignore the thread if u that tight about it
Gah damm

Yall Def the type who can't handle stress

nikkas getting heart burn off another man's past

 

[Colicat]

So was the real father black or you was walking around here with Jackie Chan on your hip wondering when his color was gon’ come in?

 

[MikeOck]

#wolfgang

 

[Software]

So that night I left

And went and stayed at a friend's crib

This bytch told my command
About me choking her




So they make it mandatory
That we both have to take couples counseling
And anger management


-----

She don't even go to anger management

But show up to couples counseling
And try to make it all about me cheating
And choking her


Then when the paternity issue brought up she walks out

______

I do the rest of both counseling alone

Both counselors are women
And both tell me to walk away from the marriage and kids

damn you know it's bad when marriage counselors tell you it's a wrap

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

Dayum breh that's some @General Mills type Ls

 

[Cynic]

Kim telling her details about how good my dikk is
How I was Nutting in her ass
How she was what I wanted because she was black

 

[Dwolf]

nikka was out here wit these hoes putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers

 

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