World premier the Chaucer #GMB saga... (Sponsored by Durex condoms)

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Ex from college became a nurse

They solved the case of who murdered her sister
It was the maintenance man of her complex

I knew dude

Ex married dude she cheated with

Ex stripped at 1 point while in nursing school


She contacted me some years ago

Saying she wanted to marry me
And Hater her husband
Told me about him beating her

Her dumb ass didn't delete the text

Husband saw them
Put her in hospital

Her family blamed me

Ex gains 100 lbs

They still married
She can't have kids
And knew that since she was a teen

I was a 25 series
I changed mos once

Damn!!!

Women really can't pick good partners....but going off this thread and others like it neither can we

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Now it's pissing involved? It's deeper than rap

Even @Rarely-Wrong Liggins read that part like

Nah breh, once you enter the Urine Nation; the Glorious Piss Empire, you shall never emigrate. You're a prisoner of your own hedonism and debauchery. It only gets worse.

 

[MoneyBags]

Damn, your stories sound like my exploits in the military. I'ma have to drop something one day.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Nah breh, once you enter the Urine Nation; the Glorious Piss Empire, you shall never emigrate. You're a prisoner of your own hedonism and debauchery. It only gets worse.

The funny shyt is I'm the type of nikka that only do what I like

So Watersports was part of my repertoire
Since college

Getting my ass ate was part of the M.O. Since college

I ain't ashamed of shyt I do



Cause I don't do shyt I'm ashamed of

I mentioned that to Asia long ago when she asked bout my sexual past

So she did it cause she know I'm into squirting and piss

I enquire about women's desires
And women like new shyt
But want a man to bring it out of them

They don't want to have to think of new shyt with sex


If I was into shytting on hoes or getting shytted on
I'd do that too




I done mentioned a bunch of times on here about Watersports


These dudes just prudes
And that's why women love me

Cause I'm not like them

 

[Roland Coltrane]

Throw up that #gmb when you see me

y'all nikkas play too much

 

[Hey_zeus]

This shyt getting wild. Rep this man

 

[Hardest Since MC Ren]

Ima read this shyt later when I take a shyt

 

[Biscayne]

TO REITERATE THIS STORY IS 100%

SOME DETAILS I LEFT OUT

I NEVER MAKE UP shyt ON HERE

AND IF IM JOKING I SAY SO





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I got so many other crazy stories




My life like a puzzles of different movies put together



That's why I'm like

Cause I seen n been through so much


I'm not afraid of death
And not bitter about anything

Hey buddy, how bout some more tales?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Let me add also

While
Going thru all this
I would be praying and cussing in my prayers

I was so stressed


Then one day they mentioned
About getting cats to volunteer for different organizations

And cats was doing it to get awards and to help them with promotion boards


And I decided to volunteer myself for gp


I found a hospice
And volunteered doing house work and running errands for people who had 6 months or less left to live


shyt was a blessing

 

[Renegade47]

rafters

 

[Bart simpson]

One day I was watching TV sitting on the floor and this bih walked up naked
Grabbed my face
And made me eat her out

Then this bish squirted/pissed all on my face

From that point on we was fukking and pissing on each other

Milkshake emotions

• Bart simpson
• May 22, 2018
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[Elle Seven]

Let me add also

While
Going thru all this
I would be praying and cussing in my prayers

I was so stressed


Then one day they mentioned
About getting cats to volunteer for different organizations

And cats was doing it to get awards and to help them with promotion boards


And I decided to volunteer myself for gp


I found a hospice
And volunteered doing house work and running errands for people who had 6 months or less left to live


shyt was a blessing

What was this like for you? I imagine, at the very least, it helped you get some new perspective on life perhaps?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What was this like for you? I imagine, at the very least, it helped you get some new perspective on life perhaps?

Nah not really

Cause after my deployments
It already changed

And I realized the world ain't shyt

And God don't exist and if he do he either has no power or a sadistic being

And mankind has nothing to save us

So I help some and punish others

There is no one to judge
There is no karma

I do good for myself not to impress some fake cloud rider



But I also know believeing in a higher power can have a positive effect
So I still pray
And go to church
But I do so as meditation

 

[Easy-E]

No more climax to the story


We didn't fight anymore

I didn't re enlist

She was getting Stationed somewhere else


She begged me to go with her


I declined



I walked away from the Army and the marriage and moved to Dallas




I still have my son name tatted on me

I still call him my son

Bro I can read your exhaustion in this post.

Damn.

That was a ride.

@General Mills I'm about to find your shyt about your ex and her accident

 

[Elle Seven]

Nah not really

Cause after my deployments
It already changed

And I realized the world ain't shyt

And God don't exist and if he do he either has no power or a sadistic being

And mankind has nothing to save us

So I help some and punish others

There is no one to judge
There is no karma

I do good for myself not to impress some fake cloud rider



But I also know believeing in a higher power can have a positive effect
So I still pray
And go to church
But I do so as meditation

Touche.

In light of all you've disclosed, the most surprising thing to me is you seem to harbor little bitterness and still remain optimistic about what is to come in your life...certainly not what one might expect.

Thanks for sharing your story about these experiences.