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[Bart simpson]

Bruh you make me wanna put some stories out here. Most of the good ones involve my dumb ass cousin Duke.

You need to drop them stories
This October is just...

Halloween glory praise

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• Oct 3, 2018
• 3
• blessed glory halloween

Mj laff out laff

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• Sep 8, 2018
• creepy laff mj

Dahellaeyes tho

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• Sep 8, 2018
• creepy da hell eyes

Shiny eyes mj

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• Oct 4, 2018
• mj scary shiny

Brittney woooooo 1

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• Sep 1, 2018
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[GetSomeMoney]

That was 2011 2012

Good stories, who is the chick in your avi?

 

[jadillac]

So the Moral of the story is....don't mess with women with kids?

Because they've probably been doing all types of wild sh*t before you.

 

[Easy-E]

Married and Divorced twice before 30.

If you haven't read it, yet.

 

[ÆTHER]

This thread simps should be calling @Sweet Meat Chaucer Sweet Jesus Chaucer. He died for your sins. These hoes

 

[Bushmaster]

You suffer from PTSD breh?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I saw his mom shyt herself trying to birth him

I named him

I was there for his first walk

So for me spiritually he still my son

I feel it... This a connexion you can't undo it's too deep...

 

[Family Lives Matter]

@General Mills put together a quality piece of writing that will go down with the ages.

These seem like the ramblings of a mad man

 

[Pimpdaddy]

great thread OP

and ya'll was making a fool outta my man @Crayola Coyote cuz he going in on these hoes

 

[Barbados Slim]

Breh you was fighting wars during war!

 

[RioGIII]

@RioGIII I beg you read this thread

Yooo what is happening in here?

 

[Barbados Slim]

I know there's already an outcome to the story but I'm still praying for you breh

I knew that would be the outcome but I still had hope it wouldn't be the outcome.

I didn't pray hard enough breh

 

[Tetsuo]

nikkas in the Army like





My 1SG like

Commander like

 

[Payroll]

Pulitzer and a Quran

 

[Mordith]

Entertaining thus far but I think I’ll check out here. With all due respect you sound like you’re a slave to p*ssy. Most men are to a degree.

But I’m a Stand Up to Piss Bonafide Man before anything else, and I don’t think my sense of pride would’ve allowed me to go thru anything else after finding out the child wasn’t mine. You found out in the most disrespectful way possible. The bytch was on some dumb shyt trying to get you in a jam with them laws and with the military. Had you paying legal fees while she’s still lying and dealing with dude behind your back.

Then pissed in your face. Literally. Nah. Not me. Not then not now not ever.

Breh's entire story is a perfect example of the law of attraction at work. Those who lack the ability to be introspective would blame the woman for all of the fukkery when in reality no man who was capable of setting healthy boundaries would have gone through half of what he went through. It always takes 2 to tango....