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[Afro]

war is raw for real for real

nothing but demonic tales from armed forces

if she got any ties to that shyte i run

my bro is currently caught up in some shyte that sounds like a chapter out this book fukking with a female married to a nikka in the service



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Nothing but depressing stories out the military.

Most of them wasn’t from the war itself, people with idle hands dipping in debachery

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

I’m not going to quote every post man, but I’ll pray for you.

Because this is a Netflix docu come to life.

You have me laughing and crying while waiting for my car to be fixed.

Just

 

[Bushmaster]

OP been through some real shyt

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So she tells me the father of the son
Is her ex boyfriend

Dude also in the army
But was Stationed in another state when we met

Dude use to whoop her ass

She had gotten preg by him before
And he forced her to get an abortion

She was last with that nikka a month before we started smashing


She already knew she was pregnant


She didn't want dude to know

So after the condom explosion incident
She put it on me cause she knew I was a good dude
From a good home





After she had the boy
Her ex
Was contacting her
And she wasn't telling me


So the whole time in in Iraq

They talking
And he saying he wished it was his son

And realized he wanted kids

Then she told him it might be his

 

[twan83]

So she tells me the father of the son
Is her ex boyfriend

Dude also in the army
But was Stationed in another state when we met

Dude use to whoop her ass

She had gotten preg by him before
And he forced her to get an abortion

She was last with that nikka a month before we started smashing


She already knew she was pregnant


She didn't want dude to know

So after the condom explosion incident
She put it on me cause she knew I was a good dude
From a good home





After she had the boy
Her ex
Was contacting her
And she wasn't telling me


So the whole time in in Iraq

They talking
And he saying he wished it was his son

And realized he wanted kids

Then she told him it might be his

When and where italy u at?
Cuz I was stationed in italy when I was in army

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I'm gonna read the rest like fiction.

This is too much, breh. I'm hurt,, now.

Like, she knew who the daddy was this whole time.e and he was close enough to drop off?

Damn...just damn.

Dude was in the next state over from where we were stationed

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

When and where italy u at?
Cuz I was stationed in italy when I was in army

I gotta pm u all that
I ain't trying for some lurking ass nikka putting shyt together and be like

shyt I think I know who this is


But it was small NATO unit

And my wife was stationed there while I was in Iraq

When I got back

I was going back n forth from Naples, Gaeta, Verona, and Vicenza

Tdy

 

[Afro]

Dude was in the next state over from where we were stationed

I’m legit screaming internally.

I’m sorry man

 

[jj23]

One day after working 1800 to 0600
I drove home
Soon as I get inside my 1SG
Call me

-now my new 1SG is a real bytch ass dude
He dislike me for some reason
My 1SG in my last unit was a late 40s white dude, former Ranger instructor
He was cool and laid back and always looked out for people

My new 1SG was this gump ass late 30s Black dude who looked like Terrell Owens and full c00n
nikka fukked over a lot of people
nikka didn't even have a combat patch

So my 1SG tell me I need to come back and they need to see me

I drive all the way back


They take me to a conference room

I see my commander, 1SG and my wife at the table



1SG looks at me like


Slides me some papers


I see

"paternity results"


My name


My son name



And



0.000000000%


Then the ghost of Maury Povich drifted in the room and said

You are Not the father



My commander looked like



1SG still like



Asia siting her dumb ass like

I don't know Asia but right now I hate her with a perfect hatred.

 

[twan83]

I gotta pm u all that
I ain't trying for some lurking ass nikka putting shyt together and be like

shyt I think I know who this is

No problem breh I dont think we were there at same time but alot fukkery was in italy tho

 

[raul04]

And rape fukked her ass

I choked this bytch with her panties in her mouf
Had her gagging and slobbering
Crying

She loved it

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Now while the bytch was scheming behind my back

The ex boyfriend
Was scheming behind hers

Dude went got a lawyer

And went to the courts in the state he was stationed and filed for custody



shyt came in the mail
Saying he gets
Every other weekend

 

[010101]

Nothing but depressing stories out the military.

Most of them wasn’t from the war itself, people with idle hands dipping in debachery

this is facts dawg

my pops just told me yesterday his homies son that was in the military passed

said his mom found him in the bathroom he overdosed

left behind a young daughter

shyte is serious

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[Sonic Boom of the South]

Asia reads the shyt and acts crazy

This bytch crying screaming

Talking bout we need to get a lawyer


Now
Not that I was balling
But even in the Army my paper was straight

My dumb ass still feels like that is my son
And even tho I hated Asia I loved her daughter too

I didn't wanna lose that
Plus I didn't wanna see lil dude being raised by them 2 pieces of shyt

So I go and pay a retainer to an attorney

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

fukk, the things that happen when you try to do right

 

[poppastoppa]

Asia reads the shyt and acts crazy

This bytch crying screaming

Talking bout we need to get a lawyer


Now
Not that I was balling
But even in the Army my paper was straight

My dumb ass still feels like that is my son
And even tho I hated Asia I loved her daughter too

I didn't wanna lose that
Plus I didn't wanna see lil dude being raised by them 2 pieces of shyt

So I go and pay a retainer to an attorney

Right when I thought you was out, you pull ya self right back in.