Working in Corporate America one thing I learned

[BlackBall]

Most people spend more time at work than they do at home, if there’s anyone remotely attractive at work

It’s a struggle to stay composed

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Exactly but dummies don't get it

not saying its right....

but thats exactly what happened with me

youre with these broads all day everyday....and if a woman likes you she'll tell you ALL about her life....you end up being her confidant...all down hill from there

 

[FeverPitch2]

It's bad, son.
A nikka dont even try to get on bytches at work
The flip side of this is that I'm usually one of a handful of Black men in the place
I'm here to do my job and go home. I'm just being cordial so that I appear non-threatening, ya dig

Cacs see me kee-keein with all the hoes
Broads coming to my desk to say good morning and shoot the shyt
Bringing me food and treats and shyt
Them motherfukkers start hating
They start lookin into you. Never fails.
Every job, somebody's gf or wife is trying to hand me some p*ssy
Sisters, cacettes, old bytches, management, what have you
I don't shyt where I eat. I know better.
However, after one of us has moved on from that gig, I done took a few of em down.
Like one breh said up above, this shyt has reshaped my thoughts on monogamy
All that shyt hoes talk about being loyal is bulllllllshyt, my nikka
Dude was dead on when he said chicks marry a good provider, then go fukk around with somebody they really feeling

 

[AtomicUse]

Smart people get a part time job, and sleep with the people at that job. That way they get to sleep with subordinates, coworkers or managers, and if they try to get you jammed up it wont matter to you.

That's what @Hacksaw Jim Thuggin manager at Walgreens would do.

Edit- Damn he posted already.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

I got a white bytch begging to fukk me I ain’t done it I just ignore the advances

leave the white women alone

you gonna end up in HR

 

[Roid Jones]

not saying its right....

but thats exactly what happened with me

youre with these broads all day everyday....and if a woman likes you she'll tell you ALL about her life....you end up being her confidant...all down hill from there

It's def not right, I've had dudes tell me they haven't seen their wife all week or they are taking days off to spend time and they are dead serious, I'm like 'your marriage ain't gonna make it breh :uneasy:'

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Yeah when you go to the Christmas parties with your girl and she introduces you to that Larry Fitzgerald looking dude who is a new hire in the mailroom, gotta watch out for the signs these days .

 

[jwonder]

It's bad, son.
A nikka dont even try to get on bytches at work
The flip side of this is that I'm usually one of a handful of Black men in the place
I'm here to do my job and go home. I'm just being cordial so that I appear non-threatening, ya dig

Cacs see me kee-keein with all the hoes
Broads coming to my desk to say good morning and shoot the shyt
Bringing me food and treats and shyt
Them motherfukkers start hating
They start lookin into you. Never fails.
Every job, somebody's gf or wife is trying to hand me some p*ssy
Sisters, cacettes, old bytches, management, what have you
I don't shyt where I eat. I know better.
However, after one of us has moved on from that gig, I done took a few of em down.
Like one breh said up above, this shyt has reshaped my thoughts on monogamy
All that shyt hoes talk about being loyal is bulllllllshyt, my nikka
Dude was dead on when he said chicks marry a good provider, then go fukk around with somebody they really feeling

Yup I do the same shyt. I did smash chicks in other departments because I knew I would see them rarely if shyt went south. But being one of the few blacks the hating was out there. Always stayed away from married women. Never been my thing. Plus them types of bytches want to talk your ear off. I'm cordial but when them cacs get too personal and chatty I hit them with the and they They stay mad at me because I never join their pot lucks nasty ass pot lucks. White people can't cook for shyt. Had one last week. I had to take a pic of this nasty shyt.

 

[Kinguno]

My life was falling apart so I was working at a call center for extra money and a girl I went to middle school with happened to be there this big titty big ass Latina girl and one day after work I faked like I wanted to go to MacDonald's she said she wanted to come before we went she dropped a coworker off I was in the guts with fries between strokes and when I was hitting it from the back I would sit my double quarter pounder with cheese on her ass


I saw her a few more times before she left the country

Florida I hate that place but the diversity

I worked with a true Pawg and after work I was going to link with my girl but she was taking too long and I was with the Pawg in her car just when I was about to slide in an ancestor told me nuh do that your girl soon come I stopped two minutes before my girl came

I look back and think if I had knew then what I know now WILT NUMBERS also add the fact God struck me down a bit I'll soon come back like Jordan with the 45 not to maim but the kill the noni

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I’ve seen some absolute foul shyt go down.

And then when you meet the significant other at a company event like a holiday party you’re just like “damn she / he has no idea “

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Every time I new person start

When I was living that Call Center life

All I did was talk on the phone and fukk co-workers and get my dikk sucked in the parking lot.

 

[JT-Money]

If you make a nice salary on you're job. These broke chicks working in the mail room will be looking at you like a come up.

Everytime my old company would hire a bunch of temporary worker Thot's. These chicks would be scheming on every dude making 6 figures. It didn't matter of they had a baby daddy and kids at home. If you made more money than her man she'll be looking to upgrade. I fukked around and got caught up with one of these chicks years ago at my first big money job. But when I tried to distance myself the bytch threatened to get try and get me fired. Dudes better be careful messing with chicks at work. I only deal with women at work that I'm not attracted to so it's easy to turn them down.

 

[jwonder]

True. Just one reason why white men tried so hard to keep their wives out of the workplace.

I even remember Shahrazad Ali mentioning in her book, how many women will sleep with their bosses and coworkers due to the close proximity for long hours.

That's dumb because they still was fukking the mail man, milk man and neighbor if they stayed at home.

 

[FeverPitch2]

leave the white women alone

you gonna end up in HR

or worse:

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

But what about the lonely housewife that stays home while the husband is at work and cheats cause she's bored?

Plus how you gonna account for her whereabouts all day unless you put a tracker on her?

I’ve been propositioned by so many housewives as a mail man
Don’t even know where to start..
Especially these cac bytches in the burbs where I work at
Stories for days but Im happily married(my wife is faithful as far as I know
I’m cool with a couple of brehs that work the same route as me but they work for UPS and FEDEX..
Some of them nikkas is straight savage with it
And the husbands don’t even know it