Working in Corporate America one thing I learned

AtomicUse

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I don’t mess with women at my job anymore...when I was younger I would do that, but anymore I really keep work life and personal completely separate.

When I was 29 I was working for a company that had over 700 employees and I was banging the head of HR for my first 6 months on the job lol. She was like 33/34, sexy af. I didn’t meet her till after I had accepted their offer, and then she called and asked if I could come in and meet with her for a bit. I hadn’t seen her so when I got there I was:ooh: ...she was wearing a low cut top, perfect curves, thick in the right spots:whew:

She sat me down and was biting her lip within about 5 seconds...asking me was I married, kids. I was new to the city and she said it’s her friends bday that Friday and they are going out, and she wants to intro me to her friend :obama:

Long story short me and HR chic we’re making out by the end of the night and I went to her crib that night. All good for the first few months, I knew I wasn’t gonna be in a relationship with her, she had 2 kids and was really just a jump off.

So after I denied her of that, she ended things with me...and no bulshyt, within 3-4 months after that, she was in a full on relationship with another dude at work, in my same position and everything. Dude moved in with her and her kids:snoop:

That didn’t work out and he left the job and city after like 3 months lol.

But anyway, yeah hella cheating goes on all over, most people ain’t shyt, most don’t really have morals.

All that work wife/husband is some real cuck shyt though.
Was the ass fat? :ehh:
Was the skin caramel :ehh:

And yeah I've never heard anyone other than WW use the term work-spouse or work husband. WM I know don't even use the term work wife. Never heard a breh or brehettes use that in real life either. Women always have to be possessive.
 

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This is true. If you’re wife is going out for drinks with colleagues and you don’t get that invite to join them, please believe her work dude is there and she’s scheming.

I do think people can and will find a way to cheat and be disloyal if they want and not every man or woman in the workplace will sleep with a colleague but in my experiences, that’s the first place people start when they want to do dirt.

Personally speaking, as others have mentioned in this thread, don’t do it. Single or married, refrain from crossing those boundaries. Even if invited and you are the recipient of the promise to keep this secretive, refrain. Don’t fall victim to your ego and think that for a second, this person isn’t sleeping with you for their own personal benefit.
 
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Sh1t gets wicked... My boy at work has been fukking this married chick at work and now she's pregnant. He told me he has never used a rubber and he regularly shoots up the club. :snoop:

She has a picture on her desk with her husband taking pregnancy picture with him holding her stomach and sh1t.:snoop:

He's married too and he has already had a side baby on his wife in the past :snoop:

Your friend is involved in more fukkery than Antonio Brown.

I feel bad for that woman's husband. Mandatory postpartum DNA testing needs to be a thing.
 

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My ex used to get wine tips/bottles from this dude at her job. She used to be excited about it and shyt. I laughed and told her that nikka likes her and he tryin to fukk :russ: she said I was trippin cause dude is so nice. I was like ok :yeshrug: Fast forward 3 weeks later dude invites her for to go group run(5k)...she turns that shyt down. And dude started giving her attitude at work :deadmanny:. She’d say hi and nikka would ignore her and shyt....I started laughing cause she had to admit that I was right.
 

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I stick to my guns re: not mixing business with pleasure. I don't even engage in team building activities. If I can't get out of it, I stay for 1 hour max. Same with business trips.

I've learned that it's not what you know but who you know.
That coworkers who seemed tight would tell each other's business when they inevitably fell out. I mean all of it. I learned that people disclose info while trying to extract personal info...I always redirect.
I've seen women do a combination of mothering/molesting dudes - adjusting his collar/feeling his pecs, etc. I've seen ass-kissing employees not be rewarded for their efforts and the aloof employees get all the rewards/recognition, lol. Etc.
 
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A lot of married people cheat on their significant others with their coworkers. This is a lot of people black/white man/woman. A lot of people I’ve worked with at different companies cheat on their spouses.

think about it....if youre working 40-50 hrs /week.....

youre actually spending more time with the other person....
 
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