Working in Corporate America one thing I learned

Malcolmxxx_23

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I haven't at my new company.

I am sure they are feeling me but they didn't make it noticeable like the girl at my old job could literally tried to take me home after the holiday party.

I had to fight temptation because I have a girl and I don't fukk around with my work reputation
Did you tell them u have a gf?
 

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Its crazy when you think of all the sexual advances you have to rebuff at work.

I mean shyt i work in IT. Yeah for a software company but still, its probabaly a 4-5:1 ratio of men to women.

If it was the other way, i would i always be in hr complaining

I work IT and my original company had the banging indian chicks. Then we get bought out and now we are just 20 people and only like 5 women and I wouldn't smash none of them chicks.
 
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I don’t mess with women at my job anymore...when I was younger I would do that, but anymore I really keep work life and personal completely separate.

When I was 29 I was working for a company that had over 700 employees and I was banging the head of HR for my first 6 months on the job lol. She was like 33/34, sexy af. I didn’t meet her till after I had accepted their offer, and then she called and asked if I could come in and meet with her for a bit. I hadn’t seen her so when I got there I was:ooh: ...she was wearing a low cut top, perfect curves, thick in the right spots:whew:

She sat me down and was biting her lip within about 5 seconds...asking me was I married, kids. I was new to the city and she said it’s her friends bday that Friday and they are going out, and she wants to intro me to her friend :obama:

Long story short me and HR chic we’re making out by the end of the night and I went to her crib that night. All good for the first few months, I knew I wasn’t gonna be in a relationship with her, she had 2 kids and was really just a jump off.

So after I denied her of that, she ended things with me...and no bulshyt, within 3-4 months after that, she was in a full on relationship with another dude at work, in my same position and everything. Dude moved in with her and her kids:snoop:

That didn’t work out and he left the job and city after like 3 months lol.

But anyway, yeah hella cheating goes on all over, most people ain’t shyt, most don’t really have morals.

All that work wife/husband is some real cuck shyt though.
 

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Most people spend more time at work than they do at home, if there’s anyone remotely attractive at work

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Kiyoshi-Dono

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Is there anyone here that HASN'T had a coworker that liked them?

I'm probably the only one.
On two occasions(before I moved back to The Bay after Freshman year)
And both were at Target back in college..
One was engaged but I didn’t care...
I even told my supervisor “I’m going to get her”..
Sure enough..
We got REAL close...
Pillow talking, Pictures, phone sex(that’s :flabbynsick:), touching at work..
The whole nine..
Her dude was a supervisor at a Target in Sharpstown...
Everybody thought we were fukking just how we would always be around each other..
Long story short..
She came by the crib one night while her dude was working over night for the week...
We are watching movies and shyt..
So she comes and sits on the bed...
We start going hard and she pulls back and says..
“I can’t do it” and starts walking to the door in a rush...
I actually really liked this chick and was simping hard as she walks away..
Never heard from her again because she quit the next week..
Second..
Was a really good friend from college..
Everybody knew she liked me but after the fiasco with ol girl..
I just couldn’t do it...
And we were real, real close...
Her ma dukes liked me..
Pops was a preacher..
Anyway she had a dude but I :hubie:
But one day as I working..
A nikka comes up asking for help..
I was in a good customer service mood plus he was with his ma dukes...
So I’m helping them with furniture and we kicking the shyt..
Knew some of the same people from HS...
So as I’m loading the car...
Dude says..
“Can I ask you a question:patrice:
“Sure what’s up:jbhmm:
Do you know Erin:patrice:
Yeah..Yeah that’s the homie:leostare:
Yeah that’s my girl breh:comeon:
Now I never even heard about this nikka before..
So now I’m fumbling...
Word.. For Real:skip::lupe:
Yea..
I mean we just broke up and shyt but I’m trying to get back with her:youngsabo:
Oh.. shiiit..
That’s what’s up:skip:
I would appreciate if you played your position and let her be:martin:
You got it my nikka..
Say no more:hubie:
As soon as he left I texted her(back when you had to pay for a certain amount for texts:pachaha:
You trying to get me killed:damn:
We laughed about that all summer..
Shes the one home girl I still ponder about :wow:
That day forward I stop having homegirls (keep women in two categories..
fukking
Or..
An Associate..
Learned not to ever fukk with women at work:wow:
Edit..
I just realized I read that wrong:russ:
 
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Every job I ever had was like this
It was so common it scared me in being in a relationship


I feel like people cheat in some way or another even if they ain’t full blown on having sex there’s always something going usualy
 

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True. Just one reason why white men tried so hard to keep their wives out of the workplace.

I even remember Shahrazad Ali mentioning in her book, how many women will sleep with their bosses and coworkers due to the close proximity for long hours.
But what about the lonely housewife that stays home while the husband is at work and cheats cause she's bored?

Plus how you gonna account for her whereabouts all day unless you put a tracker on her?
 

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Most people spend more time at work than they do at home, if there’s anyone remotely attractive at work

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When I advocate spending less time at work to be with your spouse, its for mental and emotional health. Americans spend too much time at work at it is, and we need to go to 4 day work weeks to save the institution of marriage.
 
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