Working in Corporate America one thing I learned

[Luck]

If only I could tell y’all how much these office hoes be on a nikka when I come in suited and booted to fix whatever they called me for


“Oh you a real handy man ...”

Office nikkas can’t relate and can’t do much of shyt else outside of a computer screen :Philol:

 

[Serious]

Headphones and earbuds got banned a while back.
They put tablets in different sections to use with Pandora, but even then it's annoying. Especially with content control blocking explicit content or at least most of it. Not that I don't enjoy or listen to different music, but when some dope albums or tapes drop, and you can't wait to listen to them but you have to settle for Pandora's selection.

 

[Yade]

One of my managers hooked up with my family member who worked with me


She also looked like a grown fetus so don’t get too excited, I was joking around with her and said he was gay and she bursted our crying , my other manager thought I told her something mean but I literally just said he was gay

bytch was psycho and flirted with customers for sales , those dumbass customers fall for that shyt too , she would always brag how they all were naive as shyt

 

[EffedUp]

Another thing I remember from my old job is a couple hooking up (worked in different departments).
She was a carefree Filipina and he was a "by the book" cac but it worked...at first. lol
After a year of dating, they had a son and would eventually move in together. It started unraveling by the child's 1st birthday. The birthday happened around Labor Day but we would always get stuck late at work after holidays. The couple planned to do something that weekend but her mom had other plans. The chick and her mom (who watched the kid) didn't always get along and this was no different. The mom ended up throwing the baby a b-day party and rubbed it in the parents' faces for not being there. Ol girl flipped and ended up quitting her job since she couldn't find another babysitter and didn't want to use a daycare.
This put mad pressure on her dude to keep bringing in money. She was beefing with everybody and even dude wanted her to squash it. She apparently told him she was suicidal. This fool still came to work not having slept for days and leaving the baby with her. Luckily, she never harmed him.
She went a couple years without working as dude lost his backbone to make her lazy ass get up. They would eventually break up with her having primary custody. The kid is 9 and most likely will end up gay with how she babies him. He really needs his dad in his life.

 

[big bun]

I had a work wife at my previous place of employment. The whole work wife/husband thing is really supposed to be a light hearted joke type thing. Anything more serious and it is two people in a full on relationship at work.

 

[Leasy]

One thing I have notice working in corporate America.

If you are handsome etc.. you will get p*ssy or it throwed at you.

Indian chicks are very open and easy especially if you have time to communicate with them. College ones are a easy fukk. I could of fukk two Indians jawns with no effort but I am married and I had to work n shyt. Low key Indian bytches have fat asses

Black chicks are easy as well and ghetto loud mouth ones can easily be fukked. It's this jawn now at the hospital I visit that's on my dikk. She not attractive so I am not even flirting. Most black chicks can become life friends or associates if you dont want to fukk or even show interest. I love my black ladies.

White chicks I dont really fukk with them like that. I have to admit out of all white chicks Italians are the coolest of the bunch and down to earth. I dont trust them.

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

I’m surprised you have a no fraternizing rule. Is that normal?

No fraternizing rule going to save you when your workbae is unstable and starts destroying your office at work. Which exposes that you were banging one of your direct subordinates.
No fraternizing rule going to save you when you are knocking down multiple women at the job and getting caught up in on the job drama. Or when you try to fire a girl you had a relationship with and things get messy. This job had it in the rules that dating people at work was "ok."

Not sure you can date one of your direct reports anywhere, but even at jobs where I'm "technically" allowed to mess with coworkers I'd advise against it.

 

[re'up]

Sometimes these stories make me wish I had a job just to experience that dynamic as you all have. For like a month or two. I'm low key and not messy, but the human interactions and observations must be fascinating.

I read books about office affairs unraveling and business trips, Revolutionary Road, Up In The Air, but there was a great one I read once a year about a guy who was an engineer, became infatuated with a married coworker, and becomes convinced his boss is also sleeping with her, so he sabotages the company's crucial pitch, only to learn it was all in his head. He had invented all that drama because of the boredom and restlessness in his own soul, and life. And he was fired, and ruined.

 

[Firefly]

I liked money too much to ever consider fukking it up. I dont trust birds no matter how nice or sexy they are.........I've seen these chicks transform.


Always better to be wanted and stay out their way and stay busy. I've done it before and speak from experience. It ain't a forever thing and as . soon as something changes it can get real.

Nope!

 

[Bless't]

Sometimes these stories make me wish I had a job just to experience that dynamic as you all have. For like a month or two. I'm low key and not messy, but the human interactions and observations must be fascinating.

I read books about office affairs unraveling and business trips, Revolutionary Road, Up In The Air, but there was a great one I read once a year about a guy who was an engineer, became infatuated with a married coworker, and becomes convinced his boss is also sleeping with her, so he sabotages the company's crucial pitch, only to learn it was all in his head. He had invented all that drama because of the boredom and restlessness in his own soul, and life. And he was fired, and ruined.

What's it called?

 

[re'up]

What's it called?

The Adventurist

Review: In ‘The Adventurist,’ an Executive’s Search for Meaning and Small Raptures

I have kind of given away the ending, but the book is more of the journey than a M Knight plot twist.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I work in a small office with like 7 people, everybody like 50 years old, so no fukkery here. I'm the youngest of course at 28.

 

[TEH]

What if your work wife is a practicing Christian

 

[Atlrocafella]

My ex tried to fukk around on me with some dude at her job, went through her phone and saw the conversations they were having. Kick that bytch out mid-shower and embarrassed her.

Disclaimer: I had a roster of chicks at the time and I was actually headed out to link up with another chick the same night .

 

[Atlrocafella]

One thing I have notice working in corporate America.

If you are handsome etc.. you will get p*ssy or it throwed at you.

Indian chicks are very open and easy especially if you have time to communicate with them. College ones are a easy fukk. I could of fukk two Indians jawns with no effort but I am married and I had to work n shyt. Low key Indian bytches have fat asses

Black chicks are easy as well and ghetto loud mouth ones can easily be fukked. It's this jawn now at the hospital I visit that's on my dikk. She not attractive so I am not even flirting. Most black chicks can become life friends or associates if you dont want to fukk or even show interest. I love my black ladies.

White chicks I dont really fukk with them like that. I have to admit out of all white chicks Italians are the coolest of the bunch and down to earth. I dont trust them.

Facts. I easily impress these young fine ass hood chicks every time they see me dressed up going to work. I take advantage of that shyt every time