Working in Corporate America one thing I learned

[Based Lord Zedd]

2 of my last 4 bosses were fired due to fukking around with women they were in charge of. Remember one of them got pulled out of a meeting we were in and just never came back
1 of the other ones was banging employees but just didn't get caught, but still caused him problems.
Myself I've had work headaches over women.
Lessons learned. Women in the workplace be doing too much and cause too many problems.

 

[supertrekker]

Then make up rumors and lies. They don’t understand the concept of going to work to work and that’s it.

I've dealt with this type of fukkery. Some folks got jack shyt going on in their personal lives so they have to create drama in the work place.

 

[HoldThisL]

Have had a lot of people asking "why am I so quiet?" at work. This is why.

They gonna ask why I didn't come to the holiday party too. My life is already too stressful to be shytting where I eat.

So If people think I'm weird now cause I am quiet

 

[Milk N Cookies]

A lot of married people cheat on their significant others with their coworkers. This is a lot of people black/white man/woman. A lot of people I’ve worked with at different companies cheat on their spouses.

Duh. Ain’t shyt married men & ain’t shyt married women smiling in the faces of other co-workers... sexual tension goes beyond a run of the mill horniness... self control gets harder to fight... after a while morals get thrown in the bushes.


Then you gotta do your best to keep it between you and the other person. Who says something to close knit co-workers??? Can they keep a secret? Do they want proof? You got pics, you show them... word gets out... now it’s the talk of the workplace. Even the people you cool with that’s cool with your family knows and gotta keep the extra marital relations out of the spouses knowledge.

Y’all need to learn some damn self control I can’t look at your wife at the cookout knowing her husband smashed ole girl and she got pics flying around the workplace.




And that is why I will NEVER have relations with a co-worker. They run they fukking mouths too much. Let them imagine all the things I’m capable of, none of them will ever have proof.

Unless they were at that one party a few years ago when I was dancing to that roc a fella mix...

But that years ago & he was single so I should be good.

 

[Kwabena]

@String Bell

 

[Weaver31]

This really is possible to occur if u work one of those high travel jobs where u and coworkers travel a lot and stay at same hotel. If u even find them remotely attractive and y'all in a hotel that has a bar or serve free alcohol....and y'all had some drinks and shyt....that really can open it up being away from ur local area.

 

[Weaver31]

One thing I've learned and noticed....if u work office/professional white collar jobs...its best to not mess with anyone in ur dept or in a dept that's connected to urs. If u gotta look for women (or men if u a woman)....its best to mess with someone in a different dept not really connected to urs...and even better if y'all in a different building or location. When shyt goes south....y'all seeing each other every day won't go well.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

I don't think I will ever understand how y'all dudes mess around with co-workers. I'll qualify myself by admitting I'm not talkative or engaging at work. My current job is heavily female populated and having to endure and overhear these chicks openly talk about detailed personal subjects, how they view men, their sex lives, their partners, and everything in between completely destroys any shred of interest.

 

[EffedUp]

I gotta watch myself always with this chick I work with. We've worked together for a long time and she's confided a lot of personal shyt to me. She's a thick Filipina and yes I've imagined smashin' but ultimately can't do it. She's been with her dude for a long time though he's anti-commitment. Plus, while breh's got a whole roster I know he'd go psycho if she was fukkin' someone else. If she does mess around, it won't be with me. Don't want them problems.

At my old job the main boss was smashin' one of the supervisors. Hell, it was common knowledge and one of the first things I learned about when I started working there. She was divorced but he was still married. I get why he would smash as she was a thick ass blonde and everybody wanted a piece. Poor wife though.
They worked in the main office and would go out all the time to get lunch for the people up there. Dude was also a dikk to most people and she would join in on convos bytching about him. She'd be like "he yells at me too" blah blah blah. bytch, you fukkin' him though.
They was messin' around for years and she even followed him at his new job. She later married a breh but I bet on everything she still fukkin' her boss.

 

[Serious]

I don't think I will ever understand how y'all dudes mess around with co-workers. I'll qualify myself by admitting I'm not talkative or engaging at work. My current job is heavily female populated and having to endure and overhear these chicks openly talk about detailed personal subjects, how they view men, their sex lives, their partners, and everything in between completely destroys any shred of interest.

Noise cancelling headphones. Keep me out a lot of fukkery. Everyone compliments me on working hard and always being productive, when in reality, I just do my work really quick and well, while fukking off in other ways. I bring my own laptop, which shielded off from view.

 

[SheWantTheD]

People think it makes a difference if somebody drops someone like a sack of potatoes and then immediately goes and bangs someone else.

Yeah that makes it much better.

That wasn't my point.

I didn't mean someone who breaks up with someone just so they can smash someone they were having their eyes on.

And it's still better in that your risk for a disease or unwanted pregnancy goes out the window.

 

[Serious]

People got pictures of their family. I don’t have none of mine, sinister ass people be praying for wickedness against ya family.

i thinking about putting up motivational quotes in my cubicle.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Idk man, that's just how it is. Women have options, breh.

BUT I've had some women at work tease me and then fall back when I reciprocate.

Ever been in that situation? What should you do?

They doing it for attention is what I get from it.

 

[Geek Nasty]

2 of my last 4 bosses were fired due to fukking around with women they were in charge of. Remember one of them got pulled out of a meeting we were in and just never came back
1 of the other ones was banging employees but just didn't get caught, but still caused him problems.
Myself I've had work headaches over women.
Lessons learned. Women in the workplace be doing too much and cause too many problems.

I’m surprised you have a no fraternizing rule. Is that normal?

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Noise cancelling headphones. Keep me out a lot of fukkery. Everyone compliments me on working hard and always being productive, when in reality, I just do my work really quick and well, while fukking off in other ways. I bring my own laptop, which shielded off from view.

Headphones and earbuds got banned a while back.
They put tablets in different sections to use with Pandora, but even then it's annoying. Especially with content control blocking explicit content or at least most of it. Not that I don't enjoy or listen to different music, but when some dope albums or tapes drop, and you can't wait to listen to them but you have to settle for Pandora's selection.