Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Hollywood Co]

Somebody translate this. She's 32.

She an aging ho that wants to delete her past and make it to where it has no bearing on her present or future.

Pretty typical for women that lived a certain life through they 20s and now see how it’s impacted finding a long term relationship.

 

[Oatmeal]

She an aging ho that wants to delete her past and make it to where it has no bearing on her present or future.

Pretty typical for women that lived a certain life through they 20s and now see how it’s impacted finding a long term relationship.

Can't hide the past, everything shows up when you ask questions...

 

[Umoja]

Somebody translate this. She's 32.

What's cute is women acting like they're not the ones asking these questions.

 

[lib123]

Somebody translate this. She's 32.

Lol here’s some more background info.

- She grew up in New Orleans, has lived in LA for the past 10+ years. She used to be a model and bartender (now does the pod full time)

- Socializes with celebrities and girls who date celebrities (eg podcast co-host was on Bad Girls club and dated athletes, best friend was one of Dan Bilzerian’s girls Lindsey Pelas)

- On her pod she’s admitted to having 2 abortions and got mad when her male cousin called her a hoe when she told him she’s hooked up with enough dudes to count on all her fingers and toes lol

- Recently broke up with sound engineer Evan Laray (worked with Cardi B); he lives in NYC and he started juelzing when her Mom asked him when they plan on getting married

- Openly talks about hook ups on her pod (eg 40 min mark below)



- From the pods I’ve seen she seems to have a cool personality tho

@Blown Moon you know her?

 

[Ohene]

Somebody translate this. She's 32.

"I have been seeing this dude who asks very intrusive questions about my sexual history. I was loose so I feel uncomfortable sharing. Despite feeling uncomfortable, I have shared anyways and now I regret it because I can tell homie is judging me for past decisions"

 

[Ohene]

This is the advice women are getting.



According to y’all, she’s getting her back blown out by 3 other dudes. Women are taught not to make it easy.

lol i talk about this in my book

all that "create desire" shyt is going to do is make a nikka resent you for jumping through hoops. Solid men who dont put p*ssy on a pedastal arent all of a sudden gon fall in love with you because you were hard to fukk/obtain...not if the personality doesnt back it up. If your personality wack that post-nut clarity going to hit 10-fold. Its really that simple

 

[Ohene]

And this:

Just because a woman puts you first, and treats you well doesn’t mean you will want her, and get serious with her, or marry her. A woman can do everything right, but you just aren’t feeling her like that. Some men do waste women’s time until the one we really want comes along. I did this right before I got married. I had a long term FWB, and I was considering getting serious with her because I was convinced there weren’t any good women left. She was attractive, cool to hangout with, and had good qualities, but it just wasn’t enough for me to commit. I was keeping my options open. As soon as I had a chance with my wife, it was over. I felt bad, but ultimately, you can’t force yourself to commit to someone just because they have good qualities. This works both ways.

You right

 

[threattonature]

"I have been seeing this dude who asks very intrusive questions about my sexual history. I was loose so I feel uncomfortable sharing. Despite feeling uncomfortable, I have shared anyways and now I regret it because I can tell homie is judging me for past decisions"

I've been on the opposite side. I got to the point where I really wasn't tripping off getting new p*ssy that hard. Told a girl that I was talking to. We got to talking about our histories. I'm an honest person and I told her I had 50. She cut things off with me telling me "I thought you were different and not driven by sex". I ate it. Funny thing is she became a straight up hoe after. Started fukking her neighbor, her weed dealer, some married guy, had some dudes tag team her. Then later on hit me up wanting to date saying she was too quick to judge me lol.

 

[threattonature]

lol i talk about this in my book

all that "create desire" shyt is going to do is make a nikka resent you for jumping through hoops. Solid men who dont put p*ssy on a pedastal arent all of a sudden fall in love with you because you were hard to fukk/obtain...not if the personality doesnt back it up. If your personality wack that post-nut clarity going to hit 10-fold. Its really that simple

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

 

[big bun]

Y’all some lame ass nigguhs

 

[lib123]

"I have been seeing this dude who asks very intrusive questions about my sexual history. I was loose so I feel uncomfortable sharing. Despite feeling uncomfortable, I have shared anyways and now I regret it because I can tell homie is judging me for past decisions"

Lol not only does he know, but she shares it regularly on her podcast.

 

[Ohene]

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

exactly. I can be reeeeealllllly into a girl. If they taking long to respond, flaking on dates, holding the p*ssy for ransom, not wanting to come over I either feel like I am being strung along or disrespected. As a result I a) put them in the smash and dash category b) look for a woman who showing me love for real.

I am too impatient to wait it out nowadays and usually fumble the p*ssy by calling them out. However, a true dog will wait it out and pounce when the time is right.

After 2 dates I usually invite a chick over. If she not ready I give her one more date before I keep it moving. There is nothing new a girl gonna learn about you after 3 months that she hasnt after 1 month. If I am a serial killer, you really think Ima have a problem waiting 2 more months? These women dont think lol. Like homie pages ago said, if a girl feeling you she gonna give you that play relatively quickly. Anything else an uphill battle

 

[lib123]

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

I think the idea is most dudes true colors will eventually come out so after a period of time of conversing it will become clear that dogs are just waiting to smash and dash in most cases.

 

[Ohene]

I think the idea is most dudes true colors will eventually come out so after a period of time of conversing it will become clear that dogs are just waiting to smash and dash in most cases.

that may be what they think, but its counterintuitive and works against them

 

[Ohene]

Emotions are a means to an end for a woman, a manipulation tactic.

9/10 when a women is being "emotional" she is looking to get something in her benefit out of that specific situation.

Its really out of pure self interest

this dude knows

i had to tell my ex one time "i dont care about your feelings"

women love to say "I feel ____". You could wake up and tell your chick, you look beautiful today. On a good day she feels attractive, on a bad day "I feel you only like me for my looks". See how that works? Never let a woman use their feelings to manipulate you lol