Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[lib123]

Diminishing returns?

 

[010101]

Diminishing returns?

coochie muscle atrophy*

 

[Space Cowboy]

Why do women want to deny the truth so much? I don't get it

Women are weak and indirect.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

shyt to teach your daughter if you have one

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

 

[maxamusa]

"Who are you going out with"
translation: I'm going to do some internet spying to see if you are with who you say you with



"what do you do for a living"


translation : how much $$$ do you have

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Do the opposite?
She means the opposite?


Or you can just....get ya passport

 

[Neuromancer]

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

Facts

 

[KidJSoul]

I mean this in the best way possible.

If you met a guy that gets you wet by just looking at him and makes you bite your bottom lip with a mere touch or smelling him up close... And that same guy is actually good in bed/stroke game and makes you cum and go into a dreamless sleep.

You'd be down to have his kid without even having ANY rational to why him.

As the other guy pointed out, when a woman is infatuated by you on that level, all her rules go out the window.

A lot of woman have never come accross a guy that evokes their inner "little girl" or their inner "whore/slut" sexually, and will say things like "I'll never lick a guys balls" "I'll never swallow no cum".... Till they come across that dude for real and they're down for whatever.

It's got nothing to do with rational thought.

These are facts. When a woman is into you she’ll do ANYTHING to make you happy and I mean ANYTHING.

A side piece I had years ago was in a “complicated” relationship. Claimed she Had never cheated until she met me. Very vanilla and sexually conservative.

Once she met me, she said “you make me feel like a teenager.” That might sound but she meant she felt like a naughty school girl getting off in the bleachers with the school jock.

Some of the demonic things I did to her in the bedroom as well as things she wanted me to do to her was

I’m telling you, if a woman doesn’t break her back to see you or look at you with desire then just know it’s not going the distance, she’s waiting for her upgrade. Don’t let these women waste and occupy your time.

This is why you can't always take a woman's word 100% as fukked as that sounds

You never know if she's only saying what she said because she doesn't like you

 

[lib123]

Age 25




Turning 30 next month

 

[Max Power]

Age 25




Turning 30 next month

Translation:

I've been ran through and I have no idea how to pick good men

 

[SheWantTheD]

Bars. I told two of my homegirls I was at dinner with that all those pointless rules ain't going to weed out the dogs. If anything it'll weed out the good guys genuinely looking for a relationship. Dogs don't care about delaying sex because they already got other females they're fukking. The dogs I know just want the p*ssy by any means. Reminds me of Five Heartbeats where JT is talking about he'll lie and even cry to get the p*ssy. The good guy is going to get fed up with the games while the dog is going to wait it out and play the game.

Crying for the p*ssy is Crazy Work

 

[SheWantTheD]

Yeah the way I look at it is we too damn old to be playing games at this point. If you feeling me let's move forward. I ain't with all the prove it games. If I feel you playing me or taking me for granted then I'll wait it out to smash and move the fukk on out of spite cause I feel they're manipulative which ain't someone I'd want to be with in a relationship.

If a shorty play games in the beginning that shyt don’t stop.

The stable, sane, fine women are all taken. If she perpetually single it’s her fault

 

[lib123]

Y'all ever had a girl you haven't talked to in a while text you out of the blue in the morning on a weekend asking if you wanna meet up soon? Is that a sign she just got smashed and dashed the night before?

 

[lib123]

“I’m tired of taking out my own trash.”

I’m in my 30s and let all these dudes smash but still have to take out my own trash.