Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[threattonature]

exactly. I can be reeeeealllllly into a girl. If they taking long to respond, flaking on dates, holding the p*ssy for ransom, not wanting to come over I either feel like I am being strung along or disrespected. As a result I a) put them in the smash and dash category b) look for a woman who showing me love for real.

I am too patient to wait it out nowadays and usually fumble the p*ssy by calling them out. However, a true dog will wait it out and pounce when the time is right.

After 2 dates I usually invite a chick over. If she not ready I give her one more date before I keep it moving. There is nothing new a girl gonna learn about you after 3 months that she hasnt after 1 month. If I am a serial killer, you really think Ima have a problem waiting 2 more months? These women dont think lol. Like homie pages ago said, if a girl feeling you she gonna give you that play relatively quickly. Anything else an uphill battle

Yeah the way I look at it is we too damn old to be playing games at this point. If you feeling me let's move forward. I ain't with all the prove it games. If I feel you playing me or taking me for granted then I'll wait it out to smash and move the fukk on out of spite cause I feel they're manipulative which ain't someone I'd want to be with in a relationship.

 

[lib123]

that may be what they think, but its counterintuitive and works against them

I think it can work if you really connect with the girl and can tell that she’s wholesome and an outlier and has always had that standard. It works against a lot of them because dudes can sense she’s just recently switched up or she’s holding you out while you can sense she’s still hooking up with another dude.

 

[Ohene]

I think the idea is most dudes true colors will eventually come out so after a period of time of conversing it will become clear that dogs are just waiting to smash and dash in most cases.

shyt I remember this girl i was seeing last year

We went out on like 3 dates and had hung out at each others cribs a couple times. One day we watching a movie, head to the bedroom and she on her knees, naked about to suck my dikk. She even put it in her mouth only to stop and say its too soon. This is a woman who I was seriously consider wifing. Our chemistry was a legit 10/10, i respected her, she was attractive. What was her reason? "Its too soon and guys sometimes become crazy after sex." (Translation: "I used to let nikkas hit early and regretted it because they acted weird; so, Ima make you wait")

It's fine though, if she not ready to fukk thats cool. I give her leeway and we finish watching the movie before she go home. We go out on another date and she comes back to the crib but falls asleep. In the morning I try to make sumn happen and she wanna talk about how she hasnt brushed her teeth so aint tryna kiss etc. Shieeeet....at this point I am annoyed lol. She goes home, I think I hit her up the next day and she takes the whole day to respond. I flipped on her and the situation dissolved. Why? I got too antsy because she was moving weird. I'll hold that L but on the flip side, shorty still single a year later with a dog. Meanwhile if she let me fukk there is a good chance I'd be in a relationship with her today.

In dating there are often crucial points that can really affect the trajectory of the relationship. A simple decision - saying the wrong thing, forgetting to respond to a message, a cute gesture, making a move, not making a move, rejecting somebody's advances, not having sex, flaking on a date, being late for a date etc. can completely alter where a relationship goes. Most men realize it because women are fickle; we made them decisions and we took many Ls as a result. Women dont seem to realize it though due to their lack of accountability.

 

[Ohene]

I think it can work if you really connect with the girl and can tell that she’s wholesome and an outlier and has always had that standard. It works against a lot of them because dudes can sense she’s just recently switched up or she’s holding you out while you can sense she’s still hooking up with another dude.

10000000% like in my story above

 

[lib123]

shyt I remember this girl i was seeing last year

We went out on like 3 dates and had hung out at each others cribs a couple times. One day we watching a movie, head to the bedroom and she on her knees, naked about to suck my dikk. She even put it in her mouth only to stop and say its too soon. This is a woman who I was seriously consider wifing. Our chemistry was a legit 10/10, i respected her, she was attractive. What was her reason? "Its too soon and guys sometimes become crazy after sex." (Translation: "I used to let nikkas hit early and regretted it because they acted weird; so, Ima make you wait")

It's fine though, if she not ready to fukk thats cool. I give her leeway and we finish watching the movie before she go home. We go out on another date and she comes back to the crib but falls asleep. In the morning I try to make sumn happen and she wanna talk about how she hasnt brushed her teeth so aint tryna kiss etc. Shieeeet....at this point I am annoyed lol. She goes home, I think I hit her up the next day and she takes the whole day to respond. I flipped on her and the situation dissolved. Why? I got too antsy because she was moving weird. I'll hold that L but on the flip side, shorty still single a year later with a dog. Meanwhile if she let me fukk there is a good chance I'd be in a relationship with her today.

In dating there are often crucial points that can really affect the trajectory of the relationship. A simple decision - saying the wrong thing, forgetting to respond to a message, a cute gesture, making a move, not making a move, rejecting somebody's advances, not having sex, flaking on a date, being late for a date etc. can completely alter where a relationship goes. Most men realize it because women are fickle; we made them decisions and we took many Ls as a result. Women dont seem to realize it though due to their lack of accountability.

Sounds like she may be “single” but still hooking up with another dude who she has emotional attachment to. That’s what truly backfires for most women, when they try to date for long-term partner while still hooking up with another dude. They think the hook ups are just for sex but women are programmed to become attached to who they sleep with regularly and that attachment to someone else comes across in their interactions with potential long-term suitors.

 

[Ohene]

Sounds like she may be “single” but still hooking up with another dude who she has emotional attachment to. That’s what truly backfires for most women, when they try to date for long-term partner while still hooking up with another dude. They think the hook ups are just for sex but women are programmed to become attached to who they sleep with regularly and that attachment to someone else comes across in their interactions with potential long-term suitors.

yup
i always assume when i meet a chick that she fukkin somebody. i am sure that girl was too

 

[maxamusa]

LMFAO IM HOWLING



hold this rep OP

 

[maxamusa]

"CUM INSIDE ME!!"
That means she really likes you.

LMFAO IM HOWLING


hold this rep breh

 

[maxamusa]

I got 1:



"Am I your type / whats your type"





What kind of bytches should she be worried about / keep you away from

 

[threattonature]

Sounds like she may be “single” but still hooking up with another dude who she has emotional attachment to. That’s what truly backfires for most women, when they try to date for long-term partner while still hooking up with another dude. They think the hook ups are just for sex but women are programmed to become attached to who they sleep with regularly and that attachment to someone else comes across in their interactions with potential long-term suitors.

Facts. I tell my female friends all the time that if they are really looking for a long term relationship they have to give up the fukk buddies. We can sniff that out a lot of time and subconsciously their actions will push new guys away because somewhere in their head they want it to work with the fukk buddy. This one in particular is always saying how she can separate sex from love, but every other month is complaining because one of her fukk buddies isn't responsive enough or she's mad that they got a woman.

Last time I fell for a woman she kept stringing me along telling me to take it slow and I found out it was because her ex (who was now her fukk buddy) was still knocking it down. I sensed something wasn't right and cut her off and eventually found out my read on the situation was dead on.

 

[maxamusa]

Facts. I tell my female friends all the time that if they are really looking for a long term relationship they have to give up the fukk buddies. We can sniff that out a lot of time and subconsciously their actions will push new guys away because somewhere in their head they want it to work with the fukk buddy. This one in particular is always saying how she can separate sex from love, but every other month is complaining because one of her fukk buddies isn't responsive enough or she's mad that they got a woman.

Last time I fell for a woman she kept stringing me along telling me to take it slow and I found out it was because her ex (who was now her fukk buddy) was still knocking it down. I sensed something wasn't right and cut her off and eventually found out my read on the situation was dead on.

Why would anyone give up there roster until its really stamped




you know damn well you wouldn't you foul for that

 

[lib123]

Lol I’ve noticed single women in their 30s start complaining about not enough good men close to their age in their 30s. Why don’t they continue dating the guys who are 10-15 years older than them that they lowkey messed with when they were young?

 

[Wargames]

Lol I’ve noticed single women in their 30s start complaining about not enough good men close to their age in their 30s. Why don’t they continue dating the guys who are 10-15 years older than them that they lowkey messed with when they were young?

Cause those men either got married or are still messing with younger chicks in their mid to late 20’s. The 26-30 window is the best of all options.



Old birds hating is just a natural consequence of being a young bird.

 

[Geek Nasty]

“Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order?” = “Come get this broke bytch p*ssy”
“I’m the loan manager how can I help you?” = “Come get this boss bytch p*ssy”

 

[lib123]

Cause those men either got married or are still messing with younger chicks in their mid to late 20’s. The 26-30 window is the best of all options.



Old birds hating is just a natural consequence of being a young bird.

True but most men 45+ can’t pull girls in their 20s like that. And we know a lot of Black men never get married. It also seems like many of those 45+ dudes start slipping into Larry Holmes status from not taking care of themselves health wise or got child support taxing them.