This thread will:
1. Be hella fun and mad fukkery until about 35 pages. I'm already crying at some of the shyt in the OP and
@Nicole0416 coming back hard af to dude lol
2. Then a mod will shut it down because someone couldn't take what they dished out
3. Then someone will create a post asking "why did the crazy coli females thread get shut down??"
4. Then this will temporarily get reopened
5. But then a mod will get in his soft feelings and write something like "I can't ban anybody you fukking idiot!!! But this is why that thread got locked, yes." and lock the thread again.
So enjoy this while it lasts.