With my fighting skills and a full-body kevlar vest, i could prb fukk up a gorilla brehs

[Entropy Fan]

Is this before or after you lock down Steph Curry?

And bytch slap a hurricane

 

[iBrowse]

This is a great thread .

 

[Soundwave]

He said this?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-i-dropped-about-30-lbs-i-would-shut-steph-curry-down-brehs.407925/

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Is this before or after you lock down Steph Curry?

that has nothing to do with this and i gave curry props, but he just is not prepared for the intensity and skill i would unleash upon his fragile psyche. ya'll merely cannot understand the words that i am saying to you because you are on a lower wavelength. i do not limit myself in anything i do. most of ya'll dudes are like the people of israel hearing the words of christ for the first time. some of you will believe but most of you will not and will burn in a hell of your own making.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

He said this?

he would get some buckets, but it would be an inefficient sub-twenty. and i explained why to everyone with impeccable logic.

 

[MF budz]

a full body vest that can bend at the joints similar to wolverine's adamantium. and i notice you could not refute any of the points i listed.

. Well what are you waiting for? Get your vest and Jump into a gorilla cage at your local zoo and go pro it for the coli.

 

[Another Man]

And bytch slap a hurricane

OP













VS

Who takes it?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

. Well what are you waiting for? Get your vest and Jump into a gorilla cage at your local zoo and go pro it for the coli.

the suit does not exist and since i know i can, it would be pointless to whoop some retarded animal's ass.

 

[semtex]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

i only box, i don't rip off limbs.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

nikkas stay wantin to whoop gorilla ass

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I too could fukk up a gorilla if I had a lightsaber.

 

[The Guru]

We need to get that CBFL Coli-Poster Beast Fighting League up and running. I'm buying every PPV.

 

[BulletProof]

I'm trained in boxing, Wing Chun Kung Fu, and Krav. Years.

Some draws. No defeats.

This HYPOTHETICAL situation would be a fool's errand.

If you somehow manage to gain the resources for something like this, have someone record the three seconds of footage uploaded.

That way the HUMAN blood soaked bullet proof might go for enough on eBay to cover your funeral.

Also, do it to before you breed in interest of the species.

 

[Aufheben]

This is how it will go, the gorilla will try to rush me to knock me over, he will find it is disallowed, he will try to stand and trade. Having no training, his blows will be ineffective and weak. The fear and panic will begin to mount within him as he sees me smiling with steely determination. Then I will knock him the fukk out at my leisure.

tears in my eyes breh