With my fighting skills and a full-body kevlar vest, i could prb fukk up a gorilla brehs

[Another Man]

I know you are not saying it is impossible to knock a gorilla out. If that is what you are saying then i cannot take you seriously as a poster.

You're a horrible troll. Good luck fighting a creature that is 20 times stronger than the strongest of human powerlifters

 

[SheWantTheD]

this dude boxes for a couple months and he thinks he's invincible.

Don't mess with the wrong motherfukka and get your shyt rocked breh.

 

[Another Man]

Go to about 0:35 seconds. You see how these bytches fight? He rushed that other one and then once his shoulder check failed, they resorted to weak and meaningless 'punches' that did not damage whatsoever. Now seriously, how the fukk are they supposed to deal with the suit?

nikka, that's a fight between TWO GORILLAS. Breh didn't even knock the other gorilla out, so how the fukk you think YOU, a HUMAN are gonna knock one out?

This nikka is a dollar store @Mowgli

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You're a horrible troll. Good luck fighting a creature that is 20 times stronger than the strongest of human powerlifters

does that dodge come in red?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

this dude boxes for a couple months and he thinks he's invincible.

Don't mess with the wrong motherfukka and get your shyt rocked breh.

already knocked out people in 6 months, one on accident. i don't go looking for trouble, but i recognize i have skills.

 

[iBrowse]

If he cannot knock me down, then i will automatically stay on my feet, meaning my boxing skills will be the deciding factor I have apocalyptic power in both hands. And of course, since I am a boxer of immense talent, my footwork is immaculate, so it's doubtful that he could even get a takedown to begin with. Also, with the kevlar suit, his teeth will be meaningless and his blows will only make me stronger.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

nikka, that's a fight between TWO GORILLAS. Breh didn't even knock the other gorilla out, so how the fukk you think YOU, a HUMAN are gonna knock one out?

This nikka is a dollar store @Mowgli

first of all, neither one threw any punches. and second, that was the point, they don't know how to do anything if they cannot bite you like some kind of savage. IF HE STANDS WITH ME I WILL KNOCK HIS ASS OUT. what part of that are you not grasping? for him to show his jaw/chin is instant death breh.

 

[Cake]

So you're gonna stop a 500 lb creature who is not only bigger than you, but leaps and bounds faster and stronger than you, from closing the distance

nikka, go stand in front of a fukking truck and see if you can stop it. That's pretty much how the gorilla is gonna do you. That kevlar isn't going to stop a gorilla punch from penetrating and crushing bones/rupturing organs. It'd be like if I put a squirrel in a pillow case and bashed it against a tree. That would be you vs. a Gorilla.

do you not know how to read?

Imagine you had the brain of a squirrel. The squirrel was extremely intelligent with the ability to strategize, a Kevlar vest, built like a tank, with 6 months of boxing experience. That squirrel would knock you the fukk out at his leisure.

 

[iBrowse]

So you're gonna stop a 500 lb creature who is not only bigger than you, but leaps and bounds faster and stronger than you, from closing the distance

nikka, go stand in front of a fukking truck and see if you can stop it. That's pretty much how the gorilla is gonna do you. That kevlar isn't going to stop a gorilla punch from penetrating and crushing bones/rupturing organs. It'd be like if I put a squirrel in a pillow case and bashed it against a tree. That would be you vs. a Gorilla.

 

[thatdude954]

You will be beaten to death with your own arms.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

no real refutations, the gorilla will 'just win.' nothing on earth can fukk with a gorilla, even if it takes away all the gorilla's strengths.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You will be beaten to death with your own arms.

and he's going to tear kevlar apart to get my arms? and he's going to do that before he gets put to sleep?

 

[Another Man]

do you not know how to read?

Imagine you had the brain of a squirrel. The squirrel was extremely intelligent with the ability to strategize, a Kevlar vest, built like a tank, with 6 months of boxing experience. That squirrel would knock you the fukk out at his leisure.

EDIT: Wait

 

[Soundwave]

Is this before or after you lock down Steph Curry?

 

[Another Man]

Is this before or after you lock down Steph Curry?

He said this?