With my fighting skills and a full-body kevlar vest, i could prb fukk up a gorilla brehs

[Another Man]

and how is this going to happen? he has to get close enough to even throw a blow, which plays into my strategy. he does not know how to fight or how to stategize, both things i know how to do and excel at. also, the kevlar will absorb anything he lands and i am built like a tank anyway.

So you're gonna stop a 500 lb creature who is not only bigger than you, but leaps and bounds faster and stronger than you, from closing the distance

nikka, go stand in front of a fukking truck and see if you can stop it. That's pretty much how the gorilla is gonna do you. That kevlar isn't going to stop a gorilla punch from penetrating and crushing bones/rupturing organs. It'd be like if I put a squirrel in a pillow case and bashed it against a tree. That would be you vs. a Gorilla.

 

[Kenny West]

even with a metal suit, you will fail because you are untrained.

edit that post before the timestamp comes up nikka. you must have meant to quote the post above mine

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Damn I would really like to see you get that gorilla work.

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

no, the only way he can really win is to get me off my feet and try to get a bjj choke in, if you take that away, then he really has no chance as the kevlar will absorb his blows and he won't connect anyway bc of my footwork. have you ever tried boxing? they teach you to evade anything your opponent does. they turn you into a weapon.

nikka a full grown gorilla is 6ft and weighs around 500 pounds half of it is pure muscle. You aint squaring up with a gorilla

 

[CarbonBraddock]

So you're gonna stop a 500 lb creature who is not only bigger than you, but leaps and bounds faster and stronger than you, from closing the distance

nikka, go stand in front of a fukking trucks and see if you can stop it. That's pretty much how the gorilla is gonna do you.

i already said that i will dodge him with ease once he gets there, but lets just imagine he did get in, what is he going to do then? the kevlar will absorb his blows, which will confuse him and only play into my hand. what could he POSSIBLY do to stop me if his blows do nothing?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

edit that post before the timestamp comes up nikka. you must have meant to quote the post above mine

you are not trained enough to face a gorilla friend. let's not kid ourselves.

 

[Goonba]

Get fukked up by a gorilla brehs

 

[Dontay Flaco]

This thread again.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

nikka a full grown gorilla is 6ft and weighs around 500 pounds half of it is pure muscle. You aint squaring up with a gorilla

have you ever seen a gorilla? i have watched hours, studying how they fight and their anatomy. they fight by biting and by tearing things, and i have taken away both of those advantages in the op. the gorilla fighting me is basically a 500 lb marshmallow. once he knows his attacks will do nothing, he will prb run away.

 

[TEH]

With this stipulation: He is not allowed to 'rush into my body' to knock me over. That really is the only way they can win and if you take it away, then i will come home with the victory. The win is either by knockout or by forcing the opponent to run away. Here is my proof that I can win: If he cannot knock me down, then i will automatically stay on my feet, meaning my boxing skills will be the deciding factor I have apocalyptic power in both hands. And of course, since I am a boxer of immense talent, my footwork is immaculate, so it's doubtful that he could even get a takedown to begin with. Also, with the kevlar suit, his teeth will be meaningless and his blows will only make me stronger.

A gorilla can only kill by knocking you down and biting or punching you. He also may try tearing you apart, but again, I have the suit on, so i will be immune to it. I know there have been many of these kinds of threads before, most famously the 'brock lesnar' version, but he did not have a bodysuit and he depends on getting the gorilla in some gay-ass bjj hold while i will just plain knock him the fukk out. This is how it will go, the gorilla will try to rush me to knock me over, he will find it is disallowed, he will try to stand and trade. Having no training, his blows will be ineffective and weak. The fear and panic will begin to mount within him as he sees me smiling with steely determination. Then I will knock him the fukk out at my leisure. If someone can actually show me how my logic has failed, then I will paypal you some money. You won't be able to though. Discuss.

tell a wild animal whats allowed breh

 

[Luck]

what is your height and weight and fighting experience?

6'6 280

Boxing training from fam that won belts in organized prison leagues and some wrestling. Street fights since a youngin in the land, the Audi home, the county, prison, etc... Lost count

And I'm in tip top shape, I ain't sayin I could beat a gorilla but if I caught that gorillas chin I'd clear that ass. They just eat bananas and soft shyt like that all day, they chins ain't that strong

Either way this about as close as you about to get breh

 

[Another Man]

i already said that i will dodge him with ease once he gets there, but lets just imagine he did get in, what is he going to do then? the kevlar will absorb his blows, which will confuse him and only play into my hand. what could he POSSIBLY do to stop me if his blows do nothing?

You are not dodging a gorilla, it is way faster and agile than you. It would be on your ass like flies on shyt and there is no way you could possibly stop it at all.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Go to about 0:35 seconds. You see how these bytches fight? He rushed that other one and then once his shoulder check failed, they resorted to weak and meaningless 'punches' that did not damage whatsoever. Now seriously, how the fukk are they supposed to deal with the suit?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You are not dodging a gorilla, it is way faster and agile than you. It would be on your ass like flies on shyt and there is no way you could possibly stop it at all.

I know you are not saying it is impossible to knock a gorilla out. If that is what you are saying then i cannot take you seriously as a poster.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

6'6 280

Boxing training from fam that won belts in organized prison leagues and some wrestling. Street fights since a youngin in the land, the Audi home, the county, prison, etc... Lost count

And I'm in tip top shape, I ain't sayin I could beat a gorilla but if I caught that gorillas chin I'd clear that ass. They just eat bananas and soft shyt like that all day, they chins ain't that strong

Either way this about as close as you about to get breh

You would be one of the few people on here that might be able to challenge me, but of course i would overcome you just like the rest of the population who is not professional. If someone is not professional, then they really cannot see me in a boxing match friend. Unfortunately, I am out of the country right now, so we cannot meet up to settle this in a friendly manner. I wish you the best in your endeavors.