WIT PICS: Planet Fitness Is A FUCCIN Scam :martin: (They FEED You DONUTS & PIZZA To Get Members)

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Free pizza free donuts 24 hours full of thots and only 11 dollars a month? Shieeeeeeeeeet

 

[SirReginald]

Seen some girls with some big booties there btw

 

[Mr210]

fukk planet fitness. Those MFs discourage heavy lifting and if you're in shape/swol and wearing a tank top/beater they tell you to cover up

There are some swole dudes at my PF that wear beaters and tank tops and no one has told them anything. Maybe it depends on the specific gym

 

[ThiefyPoo]

It's a bytch gym for people who want to say they go to the gym but don't really want to go to the gym.
If you walk in a gym and see the biggest or leanest or whatever body type you want in there and get your self esteem hurt instead of inspired then you don't want it anyway.

Best post in this thread !!

You should be inspired by folks who look 10 times better than you in the gym .

shyt 90% started from the bottom just like you .

Other 10% roids depending on your gym or area might be higher or lower .

 

[mson]

Catch more flies with honey

 

[Ronnie Lott]

There are some swole dudes at my PF that wear beaters and tank tops and no one has told them anything. Maybe it depends on the specific gym

You can't grunt either or they will hit you with the clunk alarm

 

[Grifter]

have some self control.

 

[SirReginald]

You can't grunt either or they will hit you with the clunk alarm

 

[feelosofer]

brilliant when you think about it.

*big girl walks into my gym*

big girl: catpiss i'm not losing weight so im quittin.
me: but youre doing so well baby.
big girl: my man said that youre scamming me.
me: did that hoe ass nikka call you fat
big girl: i didnt even think of it like that.
me: your beyonce is showing and he's nervous
big girl: beyonce.
me: i'd stank them draws up myself but its against policy.
big girl: yeah he's a damn hater.
me: youre a damn goddess...here baby have a slice.
big girl: i was about to hit the treadmil.
me: triple cheese and pork sausage.
big girl: I shouldnt.
me: you trying to dry up all that sexy ass.
big girl: hell naw i wanna keep the curves.
me: baby take you two slices......youre a goddess.
big girl: i'm gonna dump him when i drop weight
me: yeah......fukk him!

I just spit out my coffee. But I must admit it's a brilliant hustle but thank god for my Retrofitness membership.

 

[StarGirl]

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[SirReginald]

brilliant when you think about it.

*big girl walks into my gym*

big girl: catpiss i'm not losing weight so im quittin.
me: but youre doing so well baby.
big girl: my man said that youre scamming me.
me: did that hoe ass nikka call you fat
big girl: i didnt even think of it like that.
me: your beyonce is showing and he's nervous
big girl: beyonce.
me: i'd stank them draws up myself but its against policy.
big girl: yeah he's a damn hater.
me: youre a damn goddess...here baby have a slice.
big girl: i was about to hit the treadmil.
me: triple cheese and pork sausage.
big girl: I shouldnt.
me: you trying to dry up all that sexy ass.
big girl: hell naw i wanna keep the curves.
me: baby take you two slices......youre a goddess.
big girl: i'm gonna dump him when i drop weight
me: yeah......fukk him!

 

[LastManStanding]

they also have stupid rules that you can't wear tank tops or anything showing off your physique because they don't want others to be intimidated.

So basically if you work hard, eat right, and look good ... You should not be proud of that because it may hurt some fat assess feelings

 

[Mr210]

You can't grunt either or they will hit you with the clunk alarm

Yea I guess my PF is different...no clunk alarm and people grunt all the time...then again all the employees are all really young so they probably don't care

 

[SirReginald]

I may grunt just to troll next time

 

[Gains]

if you have serious fitness goals , not the gym for you