Damn near lost it reading this at work earlier. I have to stop reading certain Coli threads at work, and animal threads are in that category.
Every. Single Time.
Every. Single Time.
Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands
- Thread starter KyokushinKarateMan
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Roland Coltrane
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Wolf got MANHANDLED by a WOMAN
Where’s that idiot that tried to tell me that a wolf would bite a grown man’s forearm off in a fight
it's damn near domesticated tho
and it's prolly half dog and not even full wolf
No @Mowgli
Don’t come in here naming silverback gorillas and adult female hyenas.
But yeah, there’s a few animals I know for a fact I’m killing in a life or death struggle.
• ANY breed of domestic dog, period
• a lone wolf, maybe two
• a Wolverine
• any wild cat smaller than puma/mountain lion(such as lynx’s, bobcats, servals etc, all food)
• adult kangaroo
• smaller species of primates
Some of these may sound a little outrageous but let’s maintain the proper perspective here:
You are an adult male human being who is in a life or death fight and has resolved to being clawed and bitten.
Under those conditions, the human being’s survival instincts are almost unmatched in the natural world. You always hear conuntless tales of people getting super-human like strength, in these types of situations. You always hear people recount how they accomplished “something they would’ve never thought they could”, when we are faced with a life or death situation.
Add in the fact that we have the mental advantage, and although that may not seem like much help in a 6x6x12 space with a raging wolverine, it certainly is, trust me. You’ll be thinking REAL hard. Do not devalue or understimate our capabilities as humans under duress.
Add on...
You sound like this dude:
How you going to square up on a brolic ass kangaroo?
Them lil b*stards elusive, have you ever been punked by a squirrel?
Very eye opening experience
One of them little muddafuggas tried to fight me in a park one day. I was minding my own business and eating lunch in this little park by my job. The little squirrel saw me and came and stood in front of me. I pretended like I was going to throw him some food, but then I yelled psych. That little muddafugga got furious and came at me. I wasn't about that life fam.
So I threw some fries on the ground and then I took off. I didn't want no smoke.
King Khufu
CARTEL MAFIA GANG
OP the type to get beat up by Prairy dogs.
Ay bruh think that critter wanting that fade
They got this nikka Rocky training and everything.
Nah 
I'm losing to all the animals in the OP. I can probably take a kangaroo if I'm wearing a chest plate armor.
I'm losing to all the animals in the OP. I can probably take a kangaroo if I'm wearing a chest plate armor.
I swear to God yall either gotta be the best trolls in the world or have negligible facts on animals
An anaconda is only gonna try to bite you not to kill, but so she could wrap around you and crush your rib cage. A komodo dragon grows up to 10 feet and 200 pounds with a whiplash tail and claws they use to wrestle and slash aside from a venomous bite. Did I mention that both of these animals are reptiles? Have you ever punched a reptile? No, cuz that shyt dont work. The only way to kill them is to tire them out and snap their neck. How you finna snap a 30 foot SNAKES NECK
KINDA FOOLISHNESS IS THIS A SNAKE IS ALLL NECK PAUSE
Im from Florida. Ive been catching Iguanas since a kid bro. Even the big orange mufukkas. I got wacked by one as a kid on the hand by a baby one and that shyt was not fun. Now imagine a Komodo doing that
Look I might give yall small canines (including frail wolves) small felines (no bigger than a frail puma) and small 10 pound primates cuz male Baboons and Mandrills could weigh as little as 40 pounds and they out here giving LEOPARDS that work. My general rule of thumb is dont fukk with anything that comes from either the tropical jungles of Africa, the Amazon or South Asia, or on the flip side the frigid cold of Russia and the most North of America. Anything in between is soft and probably bytch made but those biomes are like the Lamron of Nature, if you grew up and evolved there chances are you seen some shyt
An anaconda is only gonna try to bite you not to kill, but so she could wrap around you and crush your rib cage. A komodo dragon grows up to 10 feet and 200 pounds with a whiplash tail and claws they use to wrestle and slash aside from a venomous bite. Did I mention that both of these animals are reptiles? Have you ever punched a reptile? No, cuz that shyt dont work. The only way to kill them is to tire them out and snap their neck. How you finna snap a 30 foot SNAKES NECK
KINDA FOOLISHNESS IS THIS A SNAKE IS ALLL NECK PAUSE
Im from Florida. Ive been catching Iguanas since a kid bro. Even the big orange mufukkas. I got wacked by one as a kid on the hand by a baby one and that shyt was not fun. Now imagine a Komodo doing that
Look I might give yall small canines (including frail wolves) small felines (no bigger than a frail puma) and small 10 pound primates cuz male Baboons and Mandrills could weigh as little as 40 pounds and they out here giving LEOPARDS that work. My general rule of thumb is dont fukk with anything that comes from either the tropical jungles of Africa, the Amazon or South Asia, or on the flip side the frigid cold of Russia and the most North of America. Anything in between is soft and probably bytch made but those biomes are like the Lamron of Nature, if you grew up and evolved there chances are you seen some shyt
A Komodo dragon still has a brain and my fist up side its head will be something any reptile will feel as it's tiny Reptilian Brain ping-pongs around its skull on a one-way trip to queersvilleI swear to God yall either gotta be the best trolls in the world or have negligible facts on animals
An anaconda is only gonna try to bite you not to kill, but so she could wrap around you and crush your rib cage. A komodo dragon grows up to 10 feet and 200 pounds with a whiplash tail and claws they use to wrestle and slash aside from a venomous bite. Did I mention that both of these animals are reptiles? Have you ever punched a reptile? No, cuz that shyt dont work. The only way to kill them is to tire them out and snap their neck. How you finna snap a 30 foot SNAKES NECK
KINDA FOOLISHNESS IS THIS A SNAKE IS ALLL NECK PAUSE
Im from Florida. Ive been catching Iguanas since a kid bro. Even the big orange mufukkas. I got wacked by one as a kid on the hand by a baby one and that shyt was not fun. Now imagine a Komodo doing that
Look I might give yall small canines (including frail wolves) small felines (no bigger than a frail puma) and small 10 pound primates cuz male Baboons and Mandrills could weigh as little as 40 pounds and they out here giving LEOPARDS that work. My general rule of thumb is dont fukk with anything that comes from either the tropical jungles of Africa, the Amazon or South Asia, or on the flip side the frigid cold of Russia and the most North of America. Anything in between is soft and probably bytch made but those biomes are like the Lamron of Nature, if you grew up and evolved there chances are you seen some shyt
I can probably take a kangaroo if I'm wearing a chest plate armor
You sound like this dude:
How you going to square up on a brolic ass kangaroo?
fukk that never mind. I forgot how brolick them dudes can get. Big ones can stand up to 8 feet. Feet claws will cave in my chest plate anyway.
Apparently all it takes is one jab for them to contemplate the meaning of life.You sound like this dude:
How you going to square up on a brolic ass kangaroo?
fukk those muscles. I'll punch that roo in one of his muscles
