Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands

Mowgli

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The whole gif :francis:

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How your chest will actually look in a fight :pachaha:

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Kangaroos can't kick without their tail. Circle grab the tail and kick them in the balls. Game over
 

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Komodo dragons also have nasty crap in their mouths and venom that will kill you....even if you somehow fight them off and only get bitten.

It’s mostly venom from glands between their teeth. The “nasty crap in their mouths” isn’t produced internally; it’s bacteria from the crap-infested water they drink from. Also, when water buffalo get bit, they stand in the same water, speeding infection.

For years scientists thought the bacteria came from the dragon’s mouth and ignored the role shytty watering holes played.
 

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You sound like this dude:

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How you going to square up on a brolic ass kangaroo?

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Looks can’t kill breh.

You’re right, it looks pretty “brolic”. Hell maybe it actually is. But none of that is of any use when you can only swing your arms about 10 degrees in any direction with the reach of a small human child.

No Mowgli trolling, but the option of rear naked choking them immobile clumsy suckas is a very realistic option.
 

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I think that if one or two coyotes ran up on me, I would take my foot and kick the shyt out of both of them. Then stomp them out.
 

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People in this thread scared of wolverines:mjlol: Who says anything about killing just toss that motherfukker
 

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Wouldn't be no let. I'd simple geab it and squeeze the life out of it . If it's death rattle is a few scratches on my arm then that's the price of war. But how is a wolverine going to kill a grown ass man who lifts weights. Let's not even get into martial arts training. Pummel that thing like a couch cushion when I lose at online gaming

:what: the sheer stupidity of this post.
Bro what i want you to do is go into the wild,fight a wolverine and then tell us how it went.

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Mowgli

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:what: the sheer stupidity of this post.
Bro what i want you to do is go into the wild,fight a wolverine and then tell us how it went.

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I'm not interested in being scratched to impress some moron are you high ?

Boy if you don't get all the way the hell up outta here.

Don't project your p*ssy, onto me.

This is Brazillian Jiujitsu. We grab wolverines by the back of the neck and make them say meow..
 
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