Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands
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Breh wolves will bite anything you give them, their reflexes are much faster than yours, you can't touch them without losing a hand or a leg. They go straight to your shin and make you tap dance for them
A wolf will never aim at your head and allow you to punch them, don't underestimate their intelligence.
Some of y'all overrate human beings, we ain't shyt.
You wouldn't go near a Komodo Dragon, they would get on 2 feet and you wouldn't want those problems, out of the animals in your list, I can guarantee you that no human would ever try them barehanded. One bite and it would just chill and watch you die.
You're crazy if you think you can sit on top of an anaconda and it will stop them from doing anything, that bytch is all muscle, in documentaries you got 4, 5 grown men trying to pull them from water and they can't. An anaconda would out muscle you easily in any scenario and once it bites you it's over. Even if you sit on top of their head they'll still use the rest of their body to wrestle you
Cheetahs never hunt ostriches alone, they know better.
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Breh wolves will bite anything you give them, their reflexes are much faster than yours, you can't touch them without losing a hand or a leg. They go straight to your shin and make you tap dance for them
A wolf will never aim at your head and allow you to punch them, don't underestimate their intelligence.
Some of y'all overrate human beings, we ain't shyt.
You wouldn't go near a Komodo Dragon, they would get on 2 feet and you wouldn't want those problems, out of the animals in your list, I can guarantee you that no human would ever try them barehanded. One bite and it would just chill and watch you die.
You're crazy if you think you can sit on top of an anaconda and it will stop them from doing anything, that bytch is all muscle, in documentaries you got 4, 5 grown men trying to pull them from water and they can't. They'll out muscle you easily in any scenario and once it bites you it's over. Even if you sit on top of their head they'll still use the other end of their body to wrestle you
Cheetahs never hunt ostriches alone, they know better.
Just the visual of squaring up with an ostrich is hilarious
Tommy Knocks
retired
Every animal you listed would give you the business. Even a squirrel would put you in a world of pain looking like you got jumped by 4 men leaking in a hospital lobby.
You could probably fukk up some type of bird, like a chicken.
You could probably fukk up some type of bird, like a chicken.
Roland Coltrane
Superstar
Not going to lie, you had me for a second
Then my common sense kicked back in and, like I thought, you can fight off a wolf bare handed WHEN YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE
Minnesota teen describes fighting off attacking wolf
BEMIDJI, Minn. — A 16-year-old boy who fought off a rare apparent wolf attack in northern Minnesota says he won’t be sleeping outside anytime soon.
Noah Graham of Solway was camping on Lake Winnibigoshish with five friends last weekend. He told The Pioneer of Bemidji that he was talking with his girlfriend just before the animal chomped the back of his head early Saturday.
Minnesota Department of Natural Resources officials think it’s the first documented serious-injury wolf attack on a human in Minnesota. As of Tuesday, the DNR was waiting for DNA test results to confirm whether a wolf trapped and killed in the same campground early Monday is the animal that attacked Graham, and for results on whether it had rabies.
Despite a 4-inch gash on his scalp, 17 staples to close the wound and “the worst pain of his life,” Graham didn’t seem fazed Monday by his encounter, nor the needle that delivered a rabies shot following the attack.
“I had to reach behind me and jerk my head out of its mouth,” Graham recalled. “After I got up, I was kicking at it and screaming at it and it wouldn’t leave. But then after a while I got it to run away.”
The 75-pound male wolf killed Monday had a jaw deformity that prevented its upper and lower teeth from lining up and likely had to scavenge because it wouldn’t have been able to kill large prey, said Tom Provost, regional manager for the DNR’s enforcement division in Grand Rapids.
Graham said the attack came without warning.
“There was no sound at all. Didn’t hear it. It was just all of a sudden there,” he said.
Graham’s girlfriend fled to her Jeep, while two other members of the camping party slept through all the screaming, kicking and fighting, he said.
Earlier Friday evening, an animal that several campers said was a wolf caused trouble in the West Winnie Campground, which is operated by the U.S. Forest Service.
The animal tore through at least two tents, puncturing an air mattress in one.
After Graham was attacked, officials from the Forest Service, DNR and Leech Lake Band of Ojibwe tried unsuccessfully to capture a wolf near the scene.
Later, a wolf approached a DNR officer a quarter-mile away. The officer fired at the wolf, but missed, and the wolf ran off.
U.S. Department of Agriculture trappers eventually caught the wolf that was destroyed Monday.
Defeated by a 16yr old
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@Colin X
Did you even read the article?
It was a deformed handicapped wolf and that cac still almost lost
The first post had this memo in it.
tales, to be exact.
Did you even read them? One account was of a bobcat killing a grizzly bear. Just stop breh
It was small so i copied it here.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
There is literally wrong information top to bottom here about these animals - Wolverines are not dogs, anacondas attack is not a bite nor is there a specific pose before striking - you sir would be dead. Thanks for playing tho
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
That was literally the first
tale that I read up there 
Do you realize what you’re reading exactly, breh?
They’re basically fables, nothing more, nothing less.
And some of them are rather comical if you flip a few pages.
Don’t let the olde printed text fool you into validatory.
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
act like a 20-30 foot snake biting you is the only way it kills its prey brehs.
Dog Based Gremlin
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KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
Fight wolverine's brehs
Muthafukka had the wolf in a chokehold tryna bite it's mouth off
Video proves everything I’ve been saying. Couldn’t even finish a wolf, but dudes talking about what a wolverine would do to a polar bear smh
And, just like I said previously, wolverines cannot kill the other predators, nor even hurt them very badly.
The only reason why they “win” is because the other predators just get tired of them, literally and figuratively speaking. The wolverine’s stamina is beastly, and it gets boring and tiring having to keep dealing with some annoying 40lb’er nipping at your face.
After awhile the other animals be like you can have the damn kill if you want it that bad sheesh, poor hungry b*stard
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
Wolf got MANHANDLED by a WOMAN
Where’s that idiot that tried to tell me that a wolf would bite a grown man’s forearm off in a fight