Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands

[Sex Luthor]

Only wild animal that gets undue respek in these streets that I know I would straight up demolish in a fight are these fukkers:

I was walking to work once and a big ass 6 foot 9 inch tall goose started following me. I looked back and it spread it's wings and ran after me. I took like 5 steps and realized how stupid it was running from something that don't have teeth at 6 am. I stoped and turned and his bytch ass folded and waddle away. I felt like a bytch from running and the man all at the same time. It was a really sad day actually.

 

[Sex Luthor]

I'm trying to bring this classic thread back ​

 

[International S.]

had a big ass squirrel run up on me ...on my porch
I retreated inside and this lil guy jumped at my screen door
and hung on the edge of the glass mugging at me

my nosey ass cac neighbor comes over on some what going on shyt
I tell em this mf might be rabid...squirrels are usually scared of people?

he walks to the steps and squirrel goes dead at em
runs over his feet about 2 times back and forth ...and he broke ass leaving his slides on the steps

squirrel thug runs back to screen door and I open it...crack em with it
he slides off the porch never to be seen again

my neighbor calls the animal 12 on em they said it's known as a "fox squirrel" very aggresive

sound like he was making that shyt up tho... I aint even google it

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

my neighbor calls the animal 12 on em they said it's known as a "fox squirrel" very aggresive

sound like he was making that shyt up tho... I aint even google it

He was. But I think I know why

 

[International S.]

He was. But I think I know why

so breh was a ole Fox News type squirrel wtf

 

[Sex Luthor]

had a big ass squirrel run up on me ...on my porch
I retreated inside and this lil guy jumped at my screen door
and hung on the edge of the glass mugging at me

my nosey ass cac neighbor comes over on some what going on shyt
I tell em this mf might be rabid...squirrels are usually scared of people?

he walks to the steps and squirrel goes dead at em
runs over his feet about 2 times back and forth ...and he broke ass leaving his slides on the steps

squirrel thug runs back to screen door and I open it...crack em with it
he slides off the porch never to be seen again

my neighbor calls the animal 12 on em they said it's known as a "fox squirrel" very aggresive

sound like he was making that shyt up tho... I aint even google it

I gave a squirrel this granola bar i didnt want one day and ever since then he sits on the tree by my window and stares at me. If I don't give him shyt he rubs his nuts on the tree while still staring at me. I aint fukking with him. Id fight any other squirrel tho. I'll try to get a pic in the am

 

[Sex Luthor]

He was. But I think I know why

I bet it's dark brown or black and steals from other squirrels. They ain't slick

 

[International S.]

I gave a squirrel this granola bar i didnt want one day and ever since then he sits on the tree by my window and stares at me. If I don't give him shyt he rubs his nuts on the tree while still staring at me. I aint fukking with him. Id fight any other squirrel tho. I'll try to get a pic in the am

I also got a pic of squirrel breh who tried extorting me...imma find that

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Breh wolves will bite anything you give them, ... you can't touch them without losing a hand or a leg.

Not a single limb was lost in this story

2 WOLVES BITE WORKER AT CASWELL COUNTY ANIMAL PRESERVE
Monday, March 22, 2021 5:47PM ET

CASWELL COUNTY, N.C. (WTVD) -- Caswell County deputies said a worker at the Conservators Center was bitten by two wolves Saturday.

Authorities said deputies responded to the center on Saturday after two wolves bit a worker in both arms and a leg while being socialized. ABC affiliate WXLV reported the worker was taken to UNC Hillsborough Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

 

[old pig]

a wild rabbit

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

A hippo will take ur soul

Some historians believe King Tut had his chest caved in by a hippo he was hunting as he was buried with no heart and chest cavity was fukked