Wife caught our 4 year old beating off to porn... :mjlol: (Update: Day Care Looking For the Parents)

[Copy Ninja]

Do yourself and your wife a favor........moreso your son

Keep this type of story to your self.............Don't Tell Every Close Relative or Friend This Story .........it's not their business.... ....... Unfortunately, I guarantee your loving wife has already told her 2 closest girlfriends ... .......

Nah breh, don't listen to this post.

Tell this story during parties and at work. It's hella funny. People will love it.

And make this face while you're telling it

 

[Pazzy]

so pretty much joking about child porn through your kid IF you have one that is is supposed to be funny now? you must be out your goddamn mind. i DOUBT that you have a kid or even a wife. you just created this shyt out of boredom.

this shyt is straight up but worst off, you actually came up with it and thought it would be funny or something people would really want to talk about. get a life. this shyt is sickening.

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

If you think there's nothing wrong with jacking it at age four then I don't know what to tell you

I don't see the issue.

 

[Hejdå]

I don't see the issue.

4 year olds ain't supposed to be thinking about this shyt much less having access to it and attempting to act on such impulses. It's disturbing and if op ain't lying then it needs to be handled properly. As some other people said too there may be some abuse happening.

 

[agnosticlady]

This thread is just

 

[stealthbomber]

im just gonna get out of this thread

 

[Larry Lobster]

Do you have a dog OP?

 

[Hejdå]

and with that

i'm out

 

[DIMES]

4 years old Ur not even in kindergarten

U don't know what sex is

U don't even have the hormones to be sexually attracted and 7-9 years early from producing sperm

My first real sexual thought was in 6th grade and before that I only had a innocent attraction to a few carton females like

Your son is fukked up and is not normal

 

[Sccit]

I DONT USUALLY CALL DUCKTALES ON ANYTHIN, BUT THIS WAS TOO OBVIOUS AND LMAO @ ANY1 STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS....4 YEAR OLDS CAN BARELY PUT TOGETHER A COMPLETE SENTENCE, LET ALONE GET ONLINE TO LOOK UP LESBIAN HOES WHILE BEATIN OFF. U GOT FEATURED THO, GOOD FOR U JERKOFF.

 

[sayyestothis]

The only people he's around consistently are me and my wife. The only thing I can think of is me not having a parental lock on the TV. He probably found some softcore shyt on Cinemax on a late night or something. But I can't jump into accusing people of sexual assault. That's too serious of an accusation to just be spouting it out like it's nothing.

I knw my son. He's a curious kid with ADHD. He doesn't think things thru before doing them.

What's ur child doing up that late at night to even see anything on Cinemax? And why would you leave your 4 yr old unsupervised in front of a tv anyway?

 

[Prodigital]

Low key, when I discovered beating off I thought I invented that shyt

This kid ain't doing nothing wrong, don't fukk up his brain with your parent fear

Me and my wife were in the living room looking for a Halloween costume for the baby. I didn't notice it, but wife wife noticed that out son's room was mighty quiet. I think it was so noticeable becuz our daughter was outside playing and their TVs are usually competing to see which is loudest.

She's walking towards and I guess he could hear the footsteps. All I hear is "What the hell is going on in here?" He tried to wiggle his way out of it but finally confessed to what he was doing. . He told her that he was pulling his thing and that it felt good.

Funniest part about the whole thing was that he would not let her see what he was watching, so she was able to pull it up on her tablet. It was some girl on girl shyt . She was sad and confused and asked me to talk to him. I talked to him and told him that he was too little to be watching that kinda stuff and told him next time he'll be in trouble. Then he went on to ask me, "Daddy, do girls usually do that to each other ?"

I went on to have a small birds and bees conversation with him and that was that. Kid wasn't even embarrassed. Not sure if that's good or bad. But it sure as hell was funny.

Two things I took from this...

1. I didn't know they had this shyt on NetFlix.
2. At least it wasn't two dudes.

Low key, when I discovered beating off I thought I invented that shyt

This kid ain't doing nothing wrong, don't fukk up his brain with your parent fear. I'm not saying let him cook, but he obviously isn't having enough fun being a child if he's looking for porn that early in his life. Please give the lil nikka something to do

 

[TheNig]

Update:

I went to his room last night and ask him had anyone ever touched him down their before. He said no. I asked him had his sister done it and he was like . So after I brow beat him to answer the question he said started crying. At that point I found myself getting annoyed. Then he finally fessed up.

Apparently there was a little girl in his day care that touched him. After his sister was born, we took him becuz it made no sense to keep him in there since my wife wasn't going back to work. I'm not sure of who the girl is or the parents. I'm not about to give names out becuz I'm thinking about taking legal action. But I just went from to real quick.

Oh and when I asked if he was pulling it, he said that he was only flipping it around. So I'm getting off early today to go to the day care and talk to the "teachers" and see if I can get an address or something on these parents. But yea, I'm thinking of sending him to a therapist soon.

My soon is the goofiest and sweetest kid I know.

I can honestly say that if it wasn't for yall, I probably would have gave no further thought to this matter. So thanks. But to the rest of yall calling my son a fakkit and all of that shyt... It's just proof that anything can be said with the stroke of a keyboard.

 

[FLATOP]

Call CPS

 

[newarkhiphop]

Update:

I went to his room last night and ask him had anyone ever touched him down their before. He said no. I asked him had his sister done it and he was like . So after I brow beat him to answer the question he said started crying. At that point I found myself getting annoyed. Then he finally fessed up.

Apparently there was a little girl in his day care that touched him. After his sister was born, we took him becuz it made no sense to keep him in there since my wife wasn't going back to work. I'm not sure of who the girl is or the parents. I'm not about to give names out becuz I'm thinking about taking legal action. But I just went from to real quick.

Oh and when I asked if he was pulling it, he said that he was only flipping it around. So I'm getting off early today to go to the day care and talk to the "teachers" and see if I can get an address or something on these parents. But yea, I'm thinking of sending him to a therapist soon.

My soon is the goofiest and sweetest kid I know.

I can honestly say that if it wasn't for yall, I probably would have gave no further thought to this matter. So thanks. But to the rest of yall calling my son a fakkit and all of that shyt... It's just proof that anything can be said with the stroke of a keyboard.

dammit I didn’t want to be right


Next piece of advice breh is to not flip out on the lil girl and her parents, remember she is just a child but you definitely want to see if her parents know what's going on and who showed her how or why to do that

I would be harsher on the day care, how are three year olds left alone long enough for something like that to happen

But most importantly of all don't chastise your song you don't want to make him feel guilty for what happened