Wife caught our 4 year old beating off to porn... :mjlol: (Update: Day Care Looking For the Parents)

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Instead of worrying about netflix and chill, we gotta start worrying about netflix kids and chill. What kind of programming are they showing on there?
 

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Naw dawg... this is the truth. When we pulled up what he was watching, it was some girl on girl BDSM type shyt. No joke.
Then, you need to contact the cops. This is not even close to normal behavior for a 4 year old.
Real talk, does he go to a shady daycare? Have a babysitter with a shady boyfriend? Shady relatives visiting? Friends visiting with shady kids? Shady lawn care people? Shady plumber?
I'm not throwing shade at you. It is someone else. At least investigate it. You really find out what's going on, you might be throwing some dude into a tree branch shredder (see Fargo).
 

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4 years old? And trying to beat off? Come on son, you sure thats what he was trying to do? :duck::camby:
I don't know, I was watching the Playboy channel in my parents room at 5, I knew it was wrong but it felt so good. My mom came home and I tried to change the channel and the TV almost fell on my head. Thank God it didn't but they took my TV from me and I didn't get another one till I was a teenager. :mjcry:

I don't know about ya'll but I was making out with girls at 5 and they were fine. :win: I couldn't have it any other way.

I always laugh when I hear 5 yo aren't old enough to know right from wrong, when I was five, sometimes I had more sense than I have now. :mjcry:
 
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