Drip Bayless
Superstar
Oh no, I dared to criticize your masters, the almighty Democrats! Forgive me, for I have sinned against the sacred doctrine of Vote Blue No Matter Who.Oh look, another thread that's running interference for the GOP. I hope Elon isn't short-changing y'all.
The classic ‘any criticism of Democrats whatsoever = secret GOP operative’ cope. Absolutely breathtaking political analysis, truly. I must be on Elon’s payroll, right? Maybe even a Russian bot? Or better yet, a time-traveling Confederate spy sent to destroy democracy?

If critical thinking were a crime, you’d be the safest man alive.
