Why do ducks and geese have no fear of humans?

[Sankofa Alwayz]

You right, Young Sniff

They are too aggressive for their weapons

no sharp teeth, no claws, etc.

they try to hit you with their wings but those bones in their wings are very light weight made specifically for flying and if they break those bones while hitting you then they are fukked.


dumb birds indeed

Them bammas do got “teeth” on their tongues tho

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Because theyre psycho and rapists

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[invincible1914]

Most other animals of their size and stature kinda get out of the way when a big ass person comes near them, even if they’re dangerous.

Ducks and geese walk 2 feet past you on the way to work and shyt in your driveway with no fear.

I think it’s cause people be feeding them. My sister got an old lady in her neighborhood who like feeding them, so their neighborhood is full of ducks and geese. She hates that lady.

 

[seymour cake]

Thats crazy you made this thread..everytime i come from work it be a family of geese holding up traffic by walking slow as fukk cross the street.. Usually like 9 or ten of them.. everyday same time..

Today i was driving and noticed like 3 dead geese in the middle of the street, guts everywhere.. Im like damn somebody done hopped on da bull shyt and ran over all the geese. Foul.

 

[Son Goku]

I think it’s cause people be feeding them. My sister shot an old lady in her neighborhood who like feeding them, so their neighborhood is full of ducks and geese. She hates that lady.

She shot her? Check diction.

 

[Son Goku]

another L for dogset thats what it is

Agreed. Remove that p*ssy ass dog all the way from the gene pool.

Letting a damn swan punk you on camera like dat.

 

[Son Goku]

Thats crazy you made this thread..everytime i come from work it be a family of geese holding up traffic by walking slow as fukk cross the street.. Usually like 9 or ten of them.. everyday same time..

Today i was driving and noticed like 3 dead geese in the middle of the street, guts everywhere.. Im like damn somebody done hopped on da bull shyt and ran over all the geese. Foul.

ISWYDT.

 

[3rdWorld]

My brother asked me to feed his chicken coop when he was out of town..
but neglected to tell me the cock was hyper aggressive and territorial as hell

Then he pretended to be suprised when I related to him how Id been pecked and chased around his yard by a chicken..


Eagles are fukking wild..

 

[General Mills]

lived in an apt on a lil pond with hella geese

they're mean and shyt everywhere, one tried to run up on my ex and i had to jump out with the broom

and like another poster said, they go od hard if you cross their path when they're with the babies

They shyt EVERYWHERE! Those geese do not give a fukk. At my old apt complex they hired a special needs adult who lived next to me with his parents to clean up the geese shyt.

All he did all day was ride around on his three wheel bicycle on all of the paths and clean up geese shyt.

 

[old pig]

maybe you just a bytch cuz they stay the hell out my way

 

[detroitwalt]

Them bammas do got “teeth” on their tongues tho

I think it’s cause people be feeding them. My sister shot an old lady in her neighborhood who like feeding them, so their neighborhood is full of ducks and geese. She hates that lady.

 

[skokiaan]

Because we bout that life sucka

Ducks are the c00ns of the bird community, call themselves Ducks but don't claim their Bird heritage


"Me no Bird papi"

 

[invincible1914]

Oops. hat was a serious typpo

 

[Sane]

Goose had my guy on skates. Dude was scared to come back out there again