Who in the hell names their baby....

[Ice Water]

I know some of yall gotta be making some of these names up. Will Optimus Prime ever have a job interview? Can you find out if this dude is working? Please. Cause if you lookin at resumes, and you run across a dude named Optimus Prime, do you

A. See what it's like hiring a crazy person at work is like.

B. Never hiring him, because you don't want a crazy person at work.

His parents sabotaged his ass from jump.

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

nothing beats these two girls from my city named Orangjelo and Yelanjelo

Yes...orange and yellow jello

Bruh Wifey had a set of twin boys Orangelo and Le'Manjelo. Its a beginning of school ritual for us as she goes thru the names of the students in her class

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

it's a Hebrew name for Voice of God

Well shyt, he's in there then.

 

[Non Sequitur]

I know some of yall gotta be making some of these names up. Will Optimus Prime ever have a job interview? Can you find out if this dude is working? Please. Cause if you lookin at resumes, and you run across a dude named Optimus Prime, do you

A. See what it's like hiring a crazy person at work is like.

B. Never hiring him, because you don't want a crazy person at work.

His parents sabotaged his ass from jump.

I'd at least give him an interview. This nikka doesn't have a résumé anyway, he could barely read back in HS.

 

[DEAD7]

went to school with a asian girl named mona lisa

 

[The Antagonist]

My cousin had a kid at like 17 and its middle name is Loyal. At least its not a first name...

 

[Harry Sax]

That's Superman's real name...Kal-El from Krypton...Clark Kent is his Earth name, given by the folks who adopted him...

 

[Danie84]

Pantene has a better ring to it

 

[bradbury]

There's a family down in houston that owns a furniture company, their last name is Hilton, so they named their daughter Paris Hilton.

Yes, let's name our child after an idiot who has a famous sex tape. She sounds like a dude when she doesn't talk in her baby voice btw.

that cake be lookin scrumptious tho.