Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
The father gon hear his son was birth and dropped in the toilet at Golden corral
Have kids out of wedlock brehs
You going to hell with a sticker marked "Very important"
See you there 
Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gives birth at Golden Corral and names baby after restaurant
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You going to hell with a sticker marked "Very important"
See you there
I can't judge.. but..
She had fukced somebody. Then she didn't have a period for almost a year?
If I got that wrong then apologies. Can't be bothered to research (aka: read the whole post social media post).
But fukc all that.. I need to come up with a couple zingers.
Waitress brought the baby a glass of water.
They tried to charge them for a kids meal.
Moms was finishing up a few chicken legs in between contractions.
Not great, but had to be done
She had fukced somebody. Then she didn't have a period for almost a year?
If I got that wrong then apologies. Can't be bothered to research (aka: read the whole post social media post).
But fukc all that.. I need to come up with a couple zingers.
Waitress brought the baby a glass of water.
They tried to charge them for a kids meal.
Moms was finishing up a few chicken legs in between contractions.
Not great, but had to be done
ONLY about 10lbs?
There is No only in having 10 extra pounds.
Alot of things wouldve had to have happened simultaneously for a woman not to know she was pregnant.
She would have to continue her menstrual cycle.
Not gain weight.
Not get a bigger stomach
Not feel a baby growing and moving in her stomach
If y'all have kids... I guarantee these things didn't happen to you.
Edit: these people are from the south... I'm good smh
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
10 pounds weight gain over 9 months is not alarming, and like I said, if you’re losing weight at the same time, it may equal out. I’m pregnant now and weigh less than when I first got pregnant, pregnant doesn’t always equal a shyt ton of weight gain. And if you’re taller, 10 pounds doesn’t even change your size - been there, done that.ONLY about 10lbs?
There is No only in having 10 extra pounds.
Alot of things wouldve had to have happened simultaneously for a woman not to know she was pregnant.
She would have to continue her menstrual cycle.
Not gain weight.
Not get a bigger stomach
Not feel a baby growing and moving in her stomach
If y'all have kids... I guarantee these things didn't happen to you.
Edit: these people are from the south... I'm good smh
Lastly, duh, a lot of things have to go on for a woman to not know she’s pregnant, but she ain’t the first for this to happen to.
I guess Golden was too simple... it could have been worse. She could have named the child Buffet
Mindfield333
Superstar
She ain’t been to any type of doctor in 9 months
The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
How often she change her draws? How could she not notice she aint been bleedin' 
Im just seeing this comment.
How we all miss the bolded and not saying anything shows thecoli ain't sht ..
Congratulations!!!
Fake headlines always sound good.
I'd have to be all the way drunk and dragged in thereNigha I stopped eating at Golden Corral in my early 20s.
Imagine STILL eating there.
Rev Leon Lonnie Love
damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
You telling me she was having periods that whole time? 
CONGRATULATIONS! No for real I think everyone skipped over this!
Woman, who didn't know she was pregnant, 'spontaneously' delivers baby at Burning Man
With the help of fellow festivalgoers, Kayla Thompson gave birth in an R.V. camper to her and her husband's first child.
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Woman, who didn't know she was pregnant, 'spontaneously' delivers baby at Burning Man
With the help of fellow festivalgoers, Kayla Thompson gave birth in an R.V. camper to her and her husband's first child.
Attendees dance during the Burning Man Festival in 2023.Julie Jammot / AFP via Getty Images file
Aug. 30, 2025, 2:56 PM EDT / Updated Aug. 30, 2025, 4:50 PM EDT
By Joyann Jeffrey, TODAY
A couple at Burning Man were met with an unexpected guest one night in their R.V. camper.
In a statement to Today.com, a spokesperson from Burning Man Project confirmed that a baby was “spontaneously” born Aug. 27 in Black Rock City, Nevada, where the annual festival takes place.
Kayla Thompson told The New York Times that she was asleep with her husband, Kasey Thompson, in their R.V. camper when she suddenly started experiencing a lot of “pain.”
“Minutes later,” Kayla Thompson told the publication, she was giving birth to the couple’s first child in the bathroom of their camper. She was soon met with a 3-pound, 9-ounce baby girl.
The couple told The New York Times in the interview that they hadn’t been planning for a child, nor was Kayla Thompson aware that she was pregnant.
She explained that she didn’t appear pregnant and “didn’t have any symptoms” of pregnancy.
“Even the nurses at the hospital were like, ‘You don’t look like you were pregnant at all,’” she told the publication.
After his wife gave birth, Kasey Thompson recalled running outside the R.V. to call for “anyone to come help us.” He was met with a neonatal care nurse, a pediatric doctor and an obstetrician-gynecologist, as well as other festivalgoers, he said in the interview.
Medical personnel from Burning Man then arrived on site to help. According to the statement to TODAY.com, Kayla Thompson and the newborn were taken to the Burning Man emergency care facility before they were transferred to a hospital in Reno, Nevada.
The couple told The New York Times that there was only room for the baby to be airlifted to the hospital, and Kayla Thompson had to travel via ambulance. Kasey Thompson said he was faced with the decision to ensure his baby safely boarded the helicopter or leave in that moment with his wife.
Calling it “the hardest decision of my life,” he said he was encouraged to accompany his wife and chose to ride with her to the hospital.
When they arrived, the couple recalled that Kayla Thompson was taken to a room, while Kasey Thompson went to see their baby girl in the neonatal intensive care unit.
“She was safe and sound, and I was so thrilled,” Kasey Thompson said.
“Burning Man Project would like to extend congratulations and well-wishes to the family,” the spokesperson said in a statement. “In the midst of wind, heat, and storms, they brought new life into the world in Black Rock City. Of all the things we celebrate at Burning Man, bringing life, connection, tra
