Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gives birth at Golden Corral and names baby after restaurant

[Hoodoo Child]

The father gon hear his son was birth and dropped in the toilet at Golden corral

Have kids out of wedlock brehs

You going to hell with a sticker marked "Very important" See you there

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I can't judge.. but..

She had fukced somebody. Then she didn't have a period for almost a year?

If I got that wrong then apologies. Can't be bothered to research (aka: read the whole post social media post).

But fukc all that.. I need to come up with a couple zingers.

Waitress brought the baby a glass of water.

They tried to charge them for a kids meal.

Moms was finishing up a few chicken legs in between contractions.

Not great, but had to be done

 

[Mike809]

Could have been worse , baby could have been born inside a "Five Guys"

 

[mag357]

You can lose weight while pregnant. A baby, the fluid and placenta is only about 10-11lbs, many people get sick and lose more than that or end up with GD and due to a diabetic diet, they lose weight.

ONLY about 10lbs?
There is No only in having 10 extra pounds.

They actually do have periods. That's how a lot of them didn't know.

Women with PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) can go months between periods

Alot of things wouldve had to have happened simultaneously for a woman not to know she was pregnant.

She would have to continue her menstrual cycle.
Not gain weight.
Not get a bigger stomach
Not feel a baby growing and moving in her stomach



If y'all have kids... I guarantee these things didn't happen to you.

Edit: these people are from the south... I'm good smh

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

ONLY about 10lbs?
There is No only in having 10 extra pounds.




Alot of things wouldve had to have happened simultaneously for a woman not to know she was pregnant.

She would have to continue her menstrual cycle.
Not gain weight.
Not get a bigger stomach
Not feel a baby growing and moving in her stomach



If y'all have kids... I guarantee these things didn't happen to you.

Edit: these people are from the south... I'm good smh

10 pounds weight gain over 9 months is not alarming, and like I said, if you’re losing weight at the same time, it may equal out. I’m pregnant now and weigh less than when I first got pregnant, pregnant doesn’t always equal a shyt ton of weight gain. And if you’re taller, 10 pounds doesn’t even change your size - been there, done that.


Lastly, duh, a lot of things have to go on for a woman to not know she’s pregnant, but she ain’t the first for this to happen to.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Tamaar Kylon Corral Woodfork

I guess Golden was too simple... it could have been worse. She could have named the child Buffet

 

[Mindfield333]

She ain’t been to any type of doctor in 9 months

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

How often she change her draws? How could she not notice she aint been bleedin'

 

[mag357]

10 pounds weight gain over 9 months is not alarming, and like I said, if you’re losing weight at the same time, it may equal out. I’m pregnant now and weigh less than when I first got pregnant, pregnant doesn’t always equal a shyt ton of weight gain. And if you’re taller, 10 pounds doesn’t even change your size - been there, done that.


Lastly, duh, a lot of things have to go on for a woman to not know she’s pregnant, but she ain’t the first for this to happen to.

Im just seeing this comment.
How we all miss the bolded and not saying anything shows thecoli ain't sht ..

Congratulations!!!

 

[Silver Surfer]

Fake headlines always sound good.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Nigha I stopped eating at Golden Corral in my early 20s.


Imagine STILL eating there.

I'd have to be all the way drunk and dragged in there

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

You telling me she was having periods that whole time?

 

[Gloxina]

10 pounds weight gain over 9 months is not alarming, and like I said, if you’re losing weight at the same time, it may equal out. I’m pregnant now and weigh less than when I first got pregnant, pregnant doesn’t always equal a shyt ton of weight gain. And if you’re taller, 10 pounds doesn’t even change your size - been there, done that.


Lastly, duh, a lot of things have to go on for a woman to not know she’s pregnant, but she ain’t the first for this to happen to.

CONGRATULATIONS! No for real I think everyone skipped over this!

 

[Savvir]