Who are some of the WOAT Main Characters?

[Bob Loblaw]

Ted mosby how I met your mother

 

[MenacingMonk]

I said it in the OG thread, if Cole doesn't become the new Scorpion and avenge his family where his ancestor couldn't, his entire time on screen will have been a complete waste.

Spoiler: he doesn't

Na, Scorpion out of hell. Let that badass get his revenge. No need for Bootleg Scorpion Lite with his arm swords to take the spotlight.

Scorpion’s entire 5 minutes on screen shyts on Cole’s entire existence.

 

[duck]

Grampa Joe from willy Wonka. Layed his lazy ass in bed for years while his family was in poverty. Hopped up like a mutha fukka when he found out he was going to a chocolate factory

 

[Verbal Kint]

White girl from Homeland

White girl from Fringe

Mexican girl from Start up

Why my girl Olivia catching strays? She was kinda bland but not annoying like some others

 

[KillbertArenas]

That Asian chick in Eternals

 

[winb83]

okay then

Naruto

Naruto was salvaged by the end of the series into a respectable character.

 

[Brandeezy]

Fiona from Shameless. She was tolerable until the later seasons then everytime she's on screen you're like

Sabrina from the Netflix show

 

[Deltron]

Spoiler: resident evil

leon

made him a bumbling idiot

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Rey is the WOAT. There’s nothing wrong with switching up with a female lead after 6 movies about all these dudes running around. The real problem with Rey is that her story had no blood sweat or tears whatsoever, which goes against everything Star Wars was ever about.
Being a Jedi is about hard work, sacrifice, discipline, learning from failure, compassion, selflessness, forgiveness, courage, and honor. You have to EARN that mess, just like Obi Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Luke EARNED it.

Rey never had to actually work to EARN anything, or make any real sacrifices, or have to live with the consequences of making bad decisions. You never see her struggle, make mistakes, or take any L’s. She was just better than everybody at everything just because. There’s no progression with her character because she can always beat everyone with no training and never needs help from anyone. That’s not storytelling.

What sucks the most is that they turned Finn into a minstrel and threw nearly all of the OG characters under the bus (especially Luke and Anakin) just to prop her up. WACK.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Grampa Joe from willy Wonka. Layed his lazy ass in bed for years while his family was in poverty. Hopped up like a mutha fukka when he found out he was going to a chocolate factory

The thread in here is a classic.

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Fievel from American Tales, dumb fukk should’ve never thrown his hat

 

[Lootpack]

Orlando Bloom’s bytch ass in Troy. Let the whole country burn over some broad.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Goku.

Bum ass father.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Fievel from American Tales, dumb fukk should’ve never thrown his hat

Those movies were my shyt when I was a kid. I need to see them again to verify this.

 

[Tasha And]