Whitney Houston = Micheal Jordan

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Joel Embiid/Grace Jones

Unique talent and doesn't take themselves too seriously

 

[IWunD3r]

Nah,

Ashanti = Tracy McGrady

Ashanti = Tyshawn Prince.

When Ashanti first join murder inc They were already up and running, dropping hits, but she took them to another level. Pistons were already a winning team, but the addition of Tyshaun took the Pistons to a higher level defensively.
The Pistons were an elite team for years. Murder inc ranned the game, and dominated pop culture for a period.
Malice at the Palace = G-Unit Vs Murder Inc.
When Dumar's traded Billups= When the Feds ranned into the Murder Inc. offices.
Ashanti's success was tied to Murder Inc the same way Tyshawns Prince success tied to the Pistons. when Murder Inc. fell off, Ashanti fell off. When Pistons fell off Tyshaun became irrelevant.
Fyi Murder Inc did bounce back with LLoyd. Instead of riding Lloyd's wave. they tried to use Lloyd's wave to bring back a lifeless JaRule body.

 

[IWunD3r]

Michelle= Robert Horry
Michelle had success before death row. Robert Horry had success before Lakers.
Horry went From a back to back Houston championship team, to a Three-peat Laker team. Michelle went from Ruthless to Deathrow.
Horry was not a star but had huge and classic moments in NBA history.
Michelle never had superstar success, but is all over numerous classics and is a reason why those records are a classic.


Jewellz= Derek Fisher.
Derek Started with Lakers. Jewellz started with Death Row.
Fisher Had classic moments on the biggest stage. Jewellz is all over classic records, and is a reason why they're classics.
Both are sexual freaks.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Jared Sullinger=Ruben Studdard

nikkaz just fat

 

[Take It In Blood]

this might be the gayest sports thread ever

 

[Rick Roller 10]

For real for real.

I mean, when Whitney came out she was killing the game talentwise...but she didn't really become a champion for some years. The Bodyguard, Waiting To Exhale, and The Preachers' Wife was her three-peat; she was doing it on both ends or the floor - singing and acting. She left the game early to deal with some "issues"...but she still came back to hit us over the head with My Love Is Your Love...that was like MJ on the Wizards. Ultimately, the 90s was hers.

Toni Braxton = Scottie Pippen.
Held her team down while "Michael" was gone. Top 50 all-time, but rarely gets props for individual game.

Janet Jackson = Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Came from a hell of a pedigree, but became the most prolific off that tree. Seems like she's gonna play forever.
She got an unstoppable move, and she just works that chit to death. She holds most of the records due to longevity.

Mary J Blige = Shaq.
Was rawer and more 'hood than the competition. Came up the fastest in the shortest amount of time.
Is more effective when angry.

Mariah Carey = Kobe Bryant.
Versatile. The last of the Classic Divas. Has the highest scoring outputs. Clearly went through an existential crisis mid-career, but rebounded well to be one of the most prolific of all time.

Stop bein so corny

 

[DoubleClutch]

I ignored this thread for like 2 days off the title. Turns out it actually makes sense

 

[Taadow]

Ashanti = Tyshawn Prince.

When Ashanti first join murder inc They were already up and running, dropping hits, but she took them to another level. Pistons were already a winning team, but the addition of Tyshaun took the Pistons to a higher level defensively.
The Pistons were an elite team for years. Murder inc ranned the game, and dominated pop culture for a period.
Malice at the Palace = G-Unit Vs Murder Inc.
When Dumar's traded Billups= When the Feds ranned into the Murder Inc. offices.
Ashanti's success was tied to Murder Inc the same way Tyshawns Prince success tied to the Pistons. when Murder Inc. fell off, Ashanti fell off. When Pistons fell off Tyshaun became irrelevant.
Fyi Murder Inc did bounce back with LLoyd. Instead of riding Lloyd's wave. they tried to use Lloyd's wave to bring back a lifeless JaRule body.

Bro the more I think about this, the more I would say Ashanti is Chauncey Billups.