Which wife would you take?

Who Would You Marry?

  • Woman #1 The Dime

    Votes: 61 73.5%
  • Woman #2 The Nagger

    Votes: 9 10.8%
  • Woman #3 The Chef

    Votes: 13 15.7%

  • Total voters
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#3. I enjoy a home-cooked meal and cleanliness in my home along with actually being around a woman that I can have a legit convo with. Sounds like I'll have to bob and weave a few haymakers, though :skip:

Regarding #1: No such thing as a "10" in my book. Not even a "9" if I'm being honest. Ok, so she's pretty........and what else? No personality, and can't make a home-cooked meal.

A vase that's shiny and pristine on the outside but filled with dirt and worms on the inside is -- at the end of the day -- just a vase filled with dirt and worms.

Regarding #2: Nagging/being passive aggressive feels somewhat more annoying for me to deal with than outright anger. Anger tends to blow over quickly, while passive aggressiveness and slick comments chip away at you over time.

So with me being tied to #3, she might hulk out on occasion and break some dishes, but at least I know that the mess is gonna be cleaned up before I come back home after she cools down :lolbron:
Yall need to stop this “there’s no such thing as a dime” shyt thinking y’all sound cool :gucci:

A straight man who ain’t ever seen a woman who’s physically flawless is wild suspect :dame:

And I’m going with 1. Looks is most important to me :manny:
1 easily…

:mjlol: at picking an angry ugly woman as your wife foh


have little angry ugly babies coz u can’t cook brehs :pachaha:
Ayooooo yous a got damn fool breh :russ:
 

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I would pick 1. An attractive woman with great personality. Between Youtube - OnlyFans - Twitch social media pipeline her income potential exist. SSSniperwolf is a worthless bigot who does nothing but stale, forced reaction videos and its not impeded her wealth. The cleanliness will be an issue as its high priority but hired cleaners exist. Infact I will insist she is responsible for paying them, this financial responsibility ( on account of her starting funds ) will prompt more attention and care. A 10 cannot be broke for long, unless she is stupid.
 

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Number 3.

With a woman like that you have to train her. Via violence and gifts. Tame with the right and adore with the left. That's how you deal with aggressive, quick to anger woman. You have to establish dominance and put your foot down. Let her know you are willing an dready to beat her ass down at a moments notice for disobedience and disrespect. :ufdup: she will love you and cherish you but you must shower her with love and affection for the manipulation to work.
 

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Yall need to stop this “there’s no such thing as a dime” shyt thinking y’all sound cool :gucci:

A straight man who ain’t ever seen a woman who’s physically flawless is wild suspect :dame:

And I’m going with 1. Looks is most important to me :manny:
"Physically flawless" :mjlol: I hope that you're not 30+ years old saying that. Just because a woman looks good it doesn't mean that she's good underneath.

Sounds like you'd be the type to wine and dine a chick on the first date just because you think she's a "baddie."

Women are human beings, and like all human beings they have imperfections.

I'm guessing my vase analogy went over your head...

To paraphrase an old saying: Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who's tired of dealing with her.
 
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