Which wife would you take?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

#1: the dime. I will give her momma's recipes that have been passed down from the generations.

Passive aggressive/nagging and extreme anger ain't it.

She only makes $25k/yr. If you a take care of the entire family solely on you income, she's probably the best.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I can ignore that angry shyt that’s easy to tune out. Plus the sex is prolly the bomb. 1 can’t clean or cook and is broke. Id definitely choose her if I was wealthy tho

For #1, salary may be the biggest issue, probably gotta make $100k to be comfortable. Cooking is no big deal, probably meal prep most of the time. Cleaning is no big deal, can hire a cleaner once a week.

I'm OK with boring, gives me more time to myself.

 

[Stir Fry]

I married option 4.

She's attractive to me (I'm not concerned with society's ideals or trying to make other guys envious)
Makes decent money (60k minimum as a contractor, has a much higher potential if she went back to her previous more stressful field)
Is fun to be around, but ok with sitting in silence together. Tons of common interests
We split household duties about 50/50
Up front with her feelings, good communicator, takes accountability for her actions

 

[Ohene]

btw 100K isnt that much.

With #1 wife making so little i could at least use her low tax rate for some income splitting tax savings on my end

 

[HabitualChiller]

You kats that picked #3 are tripping something serious. Idk how a girl can be hilarious and easily angered simultaneously. Those shyts are an oxymoron.

You'd be walking around with a permanent face with the amount of tomfoolery she'd be putting you through. Imagine getting off from work after a long day, all the while expecting your fantastic cook of a wife to throw the fukk down when you get off...you whip in and get inside just to see the trash that you forgot to take out by the front door with a note that says "Your dinner is inside"

Nah, fukkalladat, get me the boring dime that gives me peace of mind. I'll teach her how to cook simple shyt and seafood the way we both like it.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

You kats that picked #3 are tripping something serious. Idk how a girl can be hilarious and easily angered simultaneously. Those shyts are an oxymoron.

You'd be walking around with a permanent face with the amount of tomfoolery she'd be putting you through. Imagine getting off from work after a long day, all the while expecting your fantastic cook of a wife to throw the fukk down when you get off...you whip in and get inside just to see the trash that you forgot to take out by the front door with a note that says "Your dinner is inside"

Nah, fukkalladat, get me the boring dime that gives me peace of mind. I'll teach her how to cook simple shyt and seafood the way we both like it.

Right great personality but explosive anger is a direct contradiction

 

[UncleTomFord15]

3

 

[Jasonmask]

If she’s boring I don’t see how she’ll give me peace of mind I’m at a loss at the options

 

[richbosszar]

a womans money does not matter to me. ill pick 1

 

[richbosszar]

If she’s boring I don’t see how she’ll give me peace of mind I’m at a loss at the options

you rather her be going out for casamigos and girls trips to jamacia?

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

NONE

To me personality and peace factor are the most important...

You have to be a complete idiot to wife somebody who has masculine aggressive traits you barely get along with just because she got a body...

Likewise for basic bytch with money who can be very aggressive and can get angry pretty quickly, they're both for the streets, not living in my house...

You can do better than that, which is exactly what I did...

 

[Sunalmighty]

You ain't read that she gives you peace of mind?
The number 2 is the worst cause she nagging and passive aggressive

Number 3 gets angry hella fast too but overall not too bad

How you got a piece of mind making 25k a year

 

[Jasonmask]

you rather her be going out for casamigos and girls trips to jamacia?

Stfu

 

[richbosszar]

Stfu

i see i have struck a nerve

 

[Vandelay]

Double