Which wife would you take?

Who Would You Marry?

  • Woman #1 The Dime

    Votes: 61 73.5%
  • Woman #2 The Nagger

    Votes: 9 10.8%
  • Woman #3 The Chef

    Votes: 13 15.7%

  • Total voters
    83

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#3

Only because I need someone who knows how to navigate the social spaces I'm in and #'s 1&2 appear to be ill equipped. Money is not a factor. And I'm pretty domineering so #3 will eventually come to know her place.

And on top of all that, where I'm from, you don't marry 10's.
 

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#3. I enjoy a home-cooked meal and cleanliness in my home along with actually being around a woman that I can have a legit convo with. Sounds like I'll have to bob and weave a few haymakers, though :skip:

Regarding #1: No such thing as a "10" in my book. Not even a "9" if I'm being honest. Ok, so she's pretty........and what else? No personality, and can't make a home-cooked meal.

A vase that's shiny and pristine on the outside but filled with dirt and worms on the inside is -- at the end of the day -- just a vase filled with dirt and worms.

Regarding #2: Nagging/being passive aggressive feels somewhat more annoying for me to deal with than outright anger. Anger tends to blow over quickly, while passive aggressiveness and slick comments chip away at you over time.

So with me being tied to #3, she might hulk out on occasion and break some dishes, but at least I know that the mess is gonna be cleaned up before I come back home after she cools down :lolbron:
 

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The key to my heart is thru my stomach. I’m going with The Chef
:wow:

nikkas really picking a boring chick who
Only makes 25k a year
:heh:
The boring chick is also peaceful. That takes precedence over everything else. She might be boring, might can't cook. But she's also the least likely one to have you embarrassed, in jail, or dead over something trivial. I'll be damned if I deal with a 4 with a bad attitude. A stank ass 9 is bad enough. But you wack and aggressive? Nahson.

I mean...If you can't cook and thats a requirement for your woman then I guess I could understand. But myself? I cook a lot anyway. #1 is an easy pick
 
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Number 3 without a doubt.
Eventually that anger will cease due to age but everything will just improve and get better over the years
 

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3.

I can handle a broad with a bad attitude. They can be reformed.
 

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peace factor is more important to me than cooking and everything else. everyone of them has a deal breaker for me, so it boils down which deal breaker is worse since i HAVE to pick one for this exercise. ideally it would be none.

#1 career (making 25k means she's pretty dumb too).
#2 peace factor
#3 peace factor

it has to #1 for me, i'm glad she's the best looking one too because arm candy isn't the worse thing in the world. if #3 had a better attitude it would be her, but i MUST have peace in my house.
 

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You should've included sexual chemistry/performance.

#GMB but as the long term partner, I'd take Woman 3 if she had a body.

Peeped the peacefulness... fuçk all these hoes :rudy:
 

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#1 Like the other poster said. As long as she can laugh at my jokes and don't give me problems I can deal with her. I can teach her how to cook. We can step up her cleaning. And we can find a way for her to make more money. As long as I can work with you we good. And I need a woman I can look forward to waking up with.

A nagger that's passive aggressive and she not even fine enough to be acting like that hell no. Not that any woman should be but you get what I mean. And the one with the quick temper yea were done off the first few arguments.
 
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