Which wife would you take?

Who Would You Marry?

  • Woman #1 The Dime

    Votes: 61 73.5%
  • Woman #2 The Nagger

    Votes: 9 10.8%
  • Woman #3 The Chef

    Votes: 13 15.7%

  • Total voters
    83

DripSzn

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#2.

Dealing with passive aggressiveness and nagging is easy when you just start giving them one-word responses when they on that bullshyt.
 

Son Goku

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The dime. The fukk you need a woman to cook and clean for if she’s a pain in the ass to deal with or be around when it’s Roombas and Uber Eats on deck? :mjlol:


All of y’all fatter :flabbynsick: coli brehs don’t need more home cooking anyways. :mjpls:
 

KingBeez

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#3. I enjoy a home-cooked meal and cleanliness in my home along with actually being around a woman that I can have a legit convo with. Sounds like I'll have to bob and weave a few haymakers, though :skip:

Regarding #1: No such thing as a "10" in my book. Not even a "9" if I'm being honest. Ok, so she's pretty........and what else? No personality, and can't make a home-cooked meal.

A vase that's shiny and pristine on the outside but filled with dirt and worms on the inside is -- at the end of the day -- just a vase filled with dirt and worms.

Regarding #2: Nagging/being passive aggressive feels somewhat more annoying for me to deal with than outright anger. Anger tends to blow over quickly, while passive aggressiveness and slick comments chip away at you over time.

So with me being tied to #3, she might hulk out on occasion and break some dishes, but at least I know that the mess is gonna be cleaned up before I come back home after she cools down :lolbron:
My homie calls women who have 10 looks but 0 personality, “lava lamps” Cool to look at, but boring af and lowkey useless
 

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#1 is the easy choice if not for the fact that she's boring.
Trust me brehs, for a WIFE, you want to be able to have fun with her. Joke and laugh and be entertainment by the cute shyt she do.
 

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None but if I was forced to I’d take 3. She’ll just have to keep that makeup on :lolbron:

I like ambitious women and fire personalities.
 

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Luckily I live real life and those aren't my only options for women.
 
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