When your balls stink so bad you can smell them through DENIM jeans

[FaTaL]

u probably havent showered in weeks

 

[Born2BKing]

OP must be a teenager. No way a grown ass man should have stank balls like that.

 

[SubLyminalz]

yall musty ass nikkas better get some of this for this summer

sprinkle some of this on your nuts right after a shower

 

[A.V.]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[TrifeGod]

oh thats just nast man thats just nast thats just..............................just nasty

 

[ThaRealness]

get ahold of yourself

 

[Illuminatos]

 

[HowardHughes]

Take a shower you filthy ass nikka

 

[luckyse7enz]

That's pretty creative. But I'd bet real life cash that if i forced you to the floor and stuck my big toe underneath your tongue you'd neither do anything about it or alert an authority figure. I'd rub all kinds of fingers through your hair you hips like a woman having piece of dessert

 

[aqualung]

...didn't even need to do do a thorough wiping because the shower would take care of all that...

I do not know who raised you, but you are living a cruddy life. Get thee behind me. Re-up on bodywash and depart from this place, you filthy doers of iniquity.

Folk in here post about how to induce kisses from girls when you
--NEITHER WASHED YOUR SCROTAL AREA
--NOR WIPED YOUR ASS.
.
.
.
Maybe if you clean your bathroom tub/shower,
then daily showers/baths would be less odious.

pro-tips

1. Buy some scrubbing bubbles, antibacterial fantastik, yellow gloves, several 2-sided cleaning sponges, paper towels, rubber boots, face masks, goggles, a shower cap or bandana for your head, a hazmat suit, a new bathroom rug (low to no shag) a new shower curtain, a new toilet seat, space saver, flip flops, and a new shower curtain liner.

2. Gear up. Clean your entire bathroom so that you feel comfortable being naked in there.
--Spray antibacterials on the hard surfaces (tub/shower stall, toilet, sink, knobs, towel racks, walls), wait 15 minutes for bacteria to die, then scrub where you sprayed with MORE antibacterial soap and water. Rinse and repeat until it is clean.
--Sweep or vacuum the floor. Then spray the tiled bathroom floor with fantastik, wait 15 minutes, skate across it on paper towels. Call it mopping.
--Once the bathroom is clean, install your new toilet seat, shower curtain, shower curtain liner, space saver, and bathroom rug.
--This may take a while if you let the bathroom get as filthy as I suspect you did.

3. Strip down and shower. (Wear the flip flops if you didn't scrub the tub/shower floor throroughly enough to feel comfortable standing on it barefooted.) Shave. Manscape your scrotal situation so that your pubic hairs are not trapping filth and odor. Use a sponge and a back brush. No wash cloth or loofah for you.

4. Shower daily, thead starter.

5. Clean you bathroom weekly so that it does not get filthy again. Maintain a clean bathroom so that you can bathe in comfort. Do not let it get so filthy that you need the hazmat suit again.

 

[obarth]

Earlier this week I was sitting on the sofa eating a Jimmy Johns sandwhich in my boxers

You had a sandwich inside your boxers, breh? You had deli meats just marinating on your nutsack, my nikka? Dijon mustard all crusted up around your ball hairs, brethren?

This might could be why you had a stench unfit for Christian nostrils emanating from your nether regions.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Use a product call Dettol, dilute some and put it on a rag and wash your nuts. It kills bacteria

 

[Mindfield333]

Edit: phone fail

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

I do not know who raised you, but you are living a cruddy life. Get thee behind me. Re-up on bodywash and depart from this place, you filthy doers of iniquity.

Folk in here post about how to induce kisses from girls when you
--NEITHER WASHED YOUR SCROTAL AREA
--NOR WIPED YOUR ASS.
.
.
.
Maybe if you clean your bathroom tub/shower,
then daily showers/baths would be less odious.

pro-tips

1. Buy some scrubbing bubbles, antibacterial fantastik, yellow gloves, several 2-sided cleaning sponges, paper towels, rubber boots, face masks, goggles, a shower cap or bandana for your head, a hazmat suit, a new bathroom rug (low to no shag) a new shower curtain, a new toilet seat, space saver, flip flops, and a new shower curtain liner.

2. Gear up. Clean your entire bathroom so that you feel comfortable being naked in there.
--Spray antibacterials on the hard surfaces (tub/shower stall, toilet, sink, knobs, towel racks, walls), wait 15 minutes for bacteria to die, then scrub where you sprayed with MORE antibacterial soap and water. Rinse and repeat until it is clean.
--Sweep or vacuum the floor. Then spray the tiled bathroom floor with fantastik, wait 15 minutes, skate across it on paper towels. Call it mopping.
--Once the bathroom is clean, install your new toilet seat, shower curtain, shower curtain liner, space saver, and bathroom rug.
--This may take a while if you let the bathroom get as filthy as I suspect you did.

3. Strip down and shower. (Wear the flip flops if you didn't scrub the tub/shower floor throroughly enough to feel comfortable standing on it barefooted.) Shave. Manscape your scrotal situation so that your pubic hairs are not trapping filth and odor. Use a sponge and a back brush. No wash cloth or loofah for you.

4. Shower daily, thead starter.

5. Clean you bathroom weekly so that it does not get filthy again. Maintain a clean bathroom so that you can bathe in comfort. Do not let it get so filthy that you need the hazmat suit again.

Too murch

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

You had a sandwich inside your boxers, breh? You had deli meats just marinating on your nutsack, my nikka? Dijon mustard all crusted up around your ball hairs, brethren?

This might could be why you had a stench unfit for Christian nostrils emanating from your nether regions.

+ + + all at the same time