luckily for me I dont make threads. Anyway... You took a bath yet nikka?
I'm good cuz. Took a nice loooooooooong schvitz on the toilet bowl before hand. Had a chance to read this ill article about a zoo that got fined for passing caged homeless people off as monkeys..
Got up, didn't even need to do do a thorough wiping because the shower would take care of all that. 20 minutes.....came out smelling like a baby born in a seductive candle factory
Its terrible during the summer breh. I remember a long time ago that I woke up late for a summer class I had to take and COULD not miss. I played ball until about 3am the night before and went right to bed without showering either so that made it worse. I woke up grabbed my bag and the biggest mistake was actually putting Cologne all over to try to mask it. That combined with the sweat created this thick/pasty substance of smega, duck butter, along with a slight smell of ass on top of that. I got on the train and felt alright, but as soon as I sat I guess the force of it all went up through my shorts and shirt and immediately had theI didnt' shower this morning, just splashed the face with some water and hit the armpits with a washcloth. But the eggs have been really sweaty, plus I've been farting a WHOLE lot...the smell of farts probably is the fastest moving particle on earth after light, as soon as it rips it hits your nostrils....I guess all that moisture and aroma whip around in your pantalones like cake batter to make a volatile mix. I can smell it, touched the front of my jean zippers and could feel the moisture and smell the funk on my fingers
on. Nobody sat next to me on the 1 train. I had a slight odor of "graho" as well. I would imagine farting would have been dangerous in my case, but lucky I didn't have that issue that morning
I'll be the first to admit, that this shyt has happened to me on many occasions.
A lot of you nikkas in here tryna save face. I know ya'll know what this nikka talkin about. Especially the TITLE of the thread.
in the "Random Facts About Yourself" thread in attempts to stand but are too good for fukking ball sweat? 
It happens you pansies. And you'd be surprised (or maybe not) how many women will lick the duckbutter off your balls fresh out of a pair of boiler room denims. 
@ the original post.