When your balls stink so bad you can smell them through DENIM jeans

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:wow: This brother said through his Girbaud jeans he smelled the pungent odor of several days of bathlessness.

I bet old boy secretly enjoyed the piercing smell of death on his palms by palming his nuts for a good minute and sniffing his hands.

Dude bathing in his own stankonia like :ahh: "I love the smell of my farts."
 

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I didnt' shower this morning, just splashed the face with some water and hit the armpits with a washcloth. But the eggs have been really sweaty, plus I've been farting a WHOLE lot...the smell of farts probably is the fastest moving particle on earth after light, as soon as it rips it hits your nostrils....I guess all that moisture and aroma whip around in your pantalones like cake batter to make a volatile mix. I can smell it, touched the front of my jean zippers and could feel the moisture and smell the funk on my fingers :cook:

Only the realest of the realest nikkas can understand what the breh is talmbout :wow:
 

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:lolbron: honestly, hygienic dudes shouldn't be able to relate. I shower twice a day, and wear draws and air dry completely before I get dressed. The only time I should smell like anything other than cologne and soap is after a workout. Plus I dont know about yall but I dont sweat much unless im doing something strenuous so that cuts down on smell also :yeshrug:
 

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:usure: I dont know about that. I think you got sour butt, friend.
 

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I don't think there is a smell more potent than musty balls...shyt is just :demonic::merchant:

Earlier this week I was sitting on the sofa eating a Jimmy Johns sandwhich in my boxers...and jesus christ the smell that came out of that little hole was just :demonic:

smelled like skunks having a battle royale in my draws...

smelled like the gym socks at the bottom of the hamper...

shyt was so bad my cat had one of the animal only reactions...it reared up on it's legs, hissed, ran into the washroom, and crammed itself behind the dryer...


When i took a shower just straight straight up steam came off my nuts when the water hit them :merchant:
 

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That's pretty creative. But I'd bet real life cash that if i forced you to the floor and stuck my big toe underneath your tongue you'd neither do anything about it or alert an authority figure. I'd rub all kinds of fingers through your hair you hips like a woman having piece of dessert



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