When your balls stink so bad you can smell them through DENIM jeans

[Manuel Hot Pepper Lopez]

vile

 

[Wavy Hair Chipped Teeth]

OP must be a teenager. No way a grown ass man should have stank balls like that.

I can't wait to be grown

 

[semtex]

Dip yo balls in some 409 breh

 

[Wandissimo]

I didnt' shower this morning, just splashed the face with some water and hit the armpits with a washcloth. But the eggs have been really sweaty, plus I've been farting a WHOLE lot...the smell of farts probably is the fastest moving particle on earth after light, as soon as it rips it hits your nostrils....I guess all that moisture and aroma whip around in your pantalones like cake batter to make a volatile mix. I can smell it, touched the front of my jean zippers and could feel the moisture and smell the funk on my fingers

shyt still funny as hell

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

You only need to shower 2-3 times a week. I dont do it more then that