When did you realize you were handsome gang?

[LuuqMaan]

“What do you think about him”
“Eww”

Harsh high school realities as ugly gang

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Took shrooms and did some self reflecting. I realized I was top tier handsome when a call girl I was messing with hit me up and said I ain't have to pay. She just genuinely enjoyed my company and it was so obvious she was attracted to me.

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[Dihsarm]

When offered a job in modeling

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Op loves Decepticons
This is his bat signal to DL coli brehs

 

[Seoul Gleou]

when i posted in a The Coli™ handsome gang thread

 

[Born2BKing]

When I was at the club in Atl and Miss Georgia State walked up to me and brought me a drink. She whispered to me I was the finest nikka in the club and took my phone and put her number in it. bytch was BADDDDDD. I was feeling myself ever since. And no lie, she was legit crowned Miss Ga State University that year.

 

[TRUEST]

When the birds of the air delivered me fruits from the finest farms. I knew. Ain’t no pleasure on earth can relate to having nature at your beck and call. My nikka. In the midst of ferocious beasts I am at peace cuz I am indeed the blessed one. Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Suckers and b1tches. Bow your knees. For I am great!

 

[AceDeuceTrey]

When the grown ass women summer camp counselors would play fight over who was my “girlfriend”

When the most popular 8th grader girl would go out her way to come find me, an 4th grader, and give me hugs and V-day candy. Meanwhile, all the other boys, from 4th graders to 8th graders simp on her HEAVY and I didn’t have to do a damn thing but exist.

When girls would break their necks staring with no fukks to give out in public

So I knew I was him by 7

 

[elizjon]

what does it mean if you mostly get told you’re handsome from older women?

 

[2 one 3]

Birth…

 

[Fill Collins]

Looked in the mirror and had to change my pants

 

[Shadow King]

Never

 

[HabitualChiller]

Random girls would ask me if I was a model when I was a teenager.

I'm 45 now and have entered my era. Man I miss those days.

It's my time now, old nígga.

Sit your flabby ass in the corner and watch me work, tío

 

[BaldingSoHard]

It's my time now, old nígga.

Sit your flabby ass in the corner and watch me work, tío

Enjoy it young buck.

Be fearless, confident, and move without regret.

fukk these hoes (literally and figuratively. Biggest mistake I made in my life was wasting my 20's on a relationship. Don't be like me. If you're handsomegang, go be free).