When Did You Realize Women Were CRAZY?

[Strapped]

just look at jodi arias

 

[MBwithadream]

Apparently he was beating it right ( pun intended )

 

[PUT IN WORK]

One started planning "our" wedding in high school ... I had to get a restraining order on another chick i dumped because she kept coming to my crib and will just post up outside.... Was into deep, she tried to convince me we were "soulmates" and we had to be together.

 

[DaylitoJames]

I remember one day I was walking outside during high school just minding my business when I heard someone screamed at me "YOU bytch!" then I get hit upside the head with a heavy ass coat. The zipper caught my eye so I was temporary blinded in one eye, so I turned around and screamed "WHAT THE fukk?!" and with my good eye I see a chick with an angry look on her face that quickly turned into a remorseful face and she said to me "Ooh sorry... wrong person" and she ran the fukk off. I would have chased after her to shake the shyt outta her like Chris Rock taught me but my vision was all fukked up at the time.

 

[SuikodenII]

When I started probing women on their past.......I'd always leave with the

Now I only probe if I feel it can be serious, other wise keep that shyt to yourself

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Growing up with alot of sisters and mom

 

[King Poetic]

When I started probing women on their past.......I'd always leave with the

Now I only probe if I feel it can be serious, other wise keep that shyt to yourself

Hell yeah.. c/s

These broads will tell me stories about there past and be like

One chick i work with who i took out on a date told me she had 2 dudes gangbang her 2 times before and i was like.... then she hit me off with she fuk 5 dudes in 6 months and i'm lke..... then she told me before i even fuked i want u to have my baby and u don't have to be around and i was like... i dropped her off at home and fuked and got transferred to another department but i heard some dude wifed her up

then another chick i fuked with at work tried to tell me how she was a good woman but she never knew i knew her background from other co workers who told me she fuked like the last 3 new guys who just started with the company.. this bytch was crazy after i smashed and dash.. telling other co-workers i was crazy and the whole nine.. then i find out she met a dude and after about a month of knowing him she moved into her house


these women think they can hide there past from a dude like me cause i usually play that dumb role and act like i don't know shyt but i be on law and order criminal intent digging in there past especially since i'm older now

 

[bogey_j]

at some of these stories

damn son

 

[LezJepzin]

I got sisters. Women are cray They start turning slightly retarded around 14.

16 for my sister

 

[Real]

16 for my sister

What she do that was cray? For me, my sister dropped outta soccer when she was a sophmore b/c her bf wanted her to dropout. And she was REALLY good. Got championships, awards, everything.

My parents were pissed

 

[LezJepzin]

What she do that was cray? For me, my sister dropped outta soccer when she was a sophmore b/c her bf wanted her to dropout. And she was REALLY good. Got championships, awards, everything.

My parents were pissed

Her and my mom got into a huge fight that tore up up the house and sent her to a mental institution for two weeks. All of this a week before my birthday party

Seemed like any big event I had going on in my life from then (I was going into middle school) till the time I graduated from high school had to be interrupted by similar drama with her

 

[bogey_j]

when I fukked your mama

jesus, what are we in middleschool?

 

[beanz]

my mother is a beautiful, strong and very intelligent woman.

but crazy. not bat shyt insane but she would fly off the handle at us for nothing lol.

so i guess i was kinda raised with the knowledge that all women possess certain levels of craziness. some more acceptable than others.

 

[SubLyminalz]

I have so many stories about these low down grimey bytches I went to college with its cray

 

[flusterose]