When Did You Realize Women Were CRAZY?

[#StarkSet]

Showed up late to my ex girls bball game sophomore year , she was on varsity . There was a shyt load of people there and somehow this bytch knew I came in 5 minutes late

After the game she came over and started making a scene about how I was late and how I don't support her enough. bytch was crazy


Then a few weeks later I had surgery on my knee, so I couldn't drive. So her best friend took me to one of her games, who just happened to be my next door neighbor. This bytch again went crazy saying it looked like me and her friend were dating to everyone else.


bytch was white

 

[gangreen]

Showed up late to my ex girls bball game sophomore year , she was on varsity . There was a shyt load of people there and somehow this bytch knew I came in 5 minutes late

After the game she came over and started making a scene about how I was late and how I don't support her enough. bytch was crazy


Then a few weeks later I had surgery on my knee, so I couldn't drive. So her best friend took me to one of her games, who just happened to be my next door neighbor. This bytch again went crazy saying it looked like me and her friend were dating to everyone else.


bytch was white

Her team must have gotten smacked

 

[#StarkSet]

Her team must have gotten smacked

Nah they were always good


bytch was just nuts



I should have seen it coming tho, her mom was fukking crazy. bytch acted like a teenager gossiping about high school girls and shyt

 

[MikelArteta]

when some chick i was dating who was abused by her ex and had to go to a womens shelter and live there for like 4 months, got a restraining order against dude and all that, cheated on me with him and went back to him ,

 

[#StarkSet]

when some chick i was dating who was abused by her ex and had to go to a womens shelter and live there for like 4 months, got a restraining order against dude and all that, cheated on me with him and went back to him ,

Apparently he was beating it right ( pun intended )

 

[Schmoove]

Y'all don't know crazy til you get in deep.

That's when nikkas start questioning Gods motives for the 2 genders.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

I was dating this virgin chick back when I was 19........She would get mad anytime I would try to initiate any physical contact.....then when I would chill she would do shyt like give me head.....then told me she resented me because she would regularly give me the dome.....Just nuttiness

 

[bogey_j]

9th grade for me. I swear the first week I got in high school (Ross Shaw Sterling for my H-Town SouthSide nikkas) a chick I only knew for the first week tried hard to make me her boyfriend. Finally said fukk it got with her at like the 3rd week of school then the bytch got extra possessive out of nowhere. Told her it wasnt gonna work out and the bytch lost it. Straight up stalked me for the first year in high school. Leaving all kinds of fukked up notes in my locker and then started doing it to random females who she saw me just talking to in the hallway. Come to find out this chick had a baby I didnt even know about before the school year started (She was fine as fukk though) and tried to tell the females at school that I was the father. Chick just straight up lied with a straight face and had everyone coming up to me saying I did her wrong and was a dog. One of her friends finally fessed up and told people at school she was lying (they got into some kind of argument and you know how females do). Actually me and the friend ended up being real cool but that was my first time experiencing the depths of lunacy of females.

gotdamn trying to pin a kid on you that aint even yours? how foul is she

 

[DreadHead P]

I got 3 sisters and a mother that can be a very difficult woman, I always knew that shyt

 

[Diondon]

I've had so many experience with crazy women. None physical thank God For example, nn college I used to smash this chick but then I stopped fukking with her. This chick used to call my phone and not say nothing, just breathing. I was like bytch I know it's you

 

[BlvdBrawler]

17 years old. I was dating my 2nd girlfriend of my life at the time (first girl I ever fukked). I was still cool with the girl I dated before her (we only dated for like a month, was never serious so there was no animosity). This particular day, we (previous gf) had arrived at school at the same time and were talking as we walked into the main area. So later that day I'm heading into biology and my girl (current) walks up to me looking furious.

Me: Hey baby what's wrong?
Her: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?!!
Me: What?
Her: You said you couldn't pick me up this morning because you had to take your brother to school!
Me: Yea..... and?
Her: WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?!
Me: Uhm.... took a shyt?
Her: THAT'S JUST FINE YOU ALREADY DENIED IT!
Me:

*she storms off crying*

*fast forward an hour, I'm getting out of bio*

Her: *standing right outside the door, tapping her foot*
Me: You wanna tell me what we're talking about now?
Her: So you're telling me you didn't pick up Lauren and give her a ride to school?
Me:
Her: TARYN SAID SHE SAW YOU GUYS COMING OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AT THE SAME TIME AND IT LOOKED LIKE YOU PICKED HER UP AND DROVE HER TO SCHOOL!!! IF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER THEN JUST TELLLLLLL MEEEEE!!!! !!!!

Me:

I dumped her a week later.

 

[Diondon]

Dat estrogen

 

[BruhMayne]

17 years old. I was dating my 2nd girlfriend of my life at the time (first girl I ever fukked). I was still cool with the girl I dated before her (we only dated for like a month, was never serious so there was no animosity). This particular day, we (previous gf) had arrived at school at the same time and were talking as we walked into the main area. So later that day I'm heading into biology and my girl (current) walks up to me looking furious.

Me: Hey baby what's wrong?
Her: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?!!
Me: What?
Her: You said you couldn't pick me up this morning because you had to take your brother to school!
Me: Yea..... and?
Her: WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?!
Me: Uhm.... took a shyt?
Her: THAT'S JUST FINE YOU ALREADY DENIED IT!
Me:

*she storms off crying*

*fast forward an hour, I'm getting out of bio*

Her: *standing right outside the door, tapping her foot*
Me: You wanna tell me what we're talking about now?
Her: So you're telling me you didn't pick up Lauren and give her a ride to school?
Me:
Her: TARYN SAID SHE SAW YOU GUYS COMING OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AT THE SAME TIME AND IT LOOKED LIKE YOU PICKED HER UP AND DROVE HER TO SCHOOL!!! IF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER THEN JUST TELLLLLLL MEEEEE!!!! !!!!

Me:

I dumped her a week later.

 

[Just like bruddas]

There was this one time when I

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let me think of my best story

 

[Prado210]

When I saw this girl fight in HS. Mexican girl ends up on top of black girl and starts gouging her eye. I dont think she ever really popped it out, but she dug her nails in the socket and she went blind. I can still remember her blood curling screams if i think about it.