What’s the worst thing you did out of horniness

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Back in the day I had this godzilla
booty swoop through with a bottle
and the wrong condoms lifestyle (unlubed)
she had sulfer 8 in her purse so um.
coochie was extra spicy and had my eyes watering.
tore into her like a free t-bone.
(savage times)
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Two years ago I was browsing pornhub looking for a nice flick to rub one out to. Saw a video of a girl who looked like one of my exes giving head. She was really going in and I was able to bust.:shaq::dame:

I decided to browse Facebook to see if my ex had posted a new picture and she did. I was super horny and she was looking real good in that new picture. I sent her a text and said she looked real good in the picture and I that I miss her and I want to see her. I hadn't had any contact with her in awhile outside of facebook and figured she had changed her number but she replied back five minutes later! :why:

We talked for a bit and she took it to mean I wanted to get back with her when I really was just trying to smash.

She gets emotional so I decide to go have lunch with her because I knew if I reneged that she would throw a fit. I figured well maybe she give me head like the chick in the flick. :jawalrus:

We meet at a local spot and when I saw her I was like :unimpressed: because I realized why we weren't together to begin with. I told her straight up I wanted to see you because I want to fukk you. She started yelling and cussed me out and started crying saying I always play with her feelings and don't ever call her or text her again. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at me like :mjtf::gucci::dwillhuh::beli::what::mjpls:

She left the restaurant and I just sat there like :snoop:. Went back home and fapped to that same video again to make myself feel good. :mjlol: I got that post nut clarity that instead of watching the video I could have been getting the real thing.:francis::snoop:
 

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fukk an extremely obese bytch

I did too and had the worst post nut clarity in mankind. This bytch was so big that when she laid on her back in my living room floor, she was taller than my coffee table breh. I hit every hole too my G. My place smelled like burnt rubber when I was done.
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I did to and had the worst post nut clarity in mankind. This bytch was so big that when she laid on her back in my living room floor she was taller than my coffee table breh. I hit every hole too my G. My place smelled like burnt rubber when I was done.
:scust:

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Two years ago I was browsing pornhub looking for a nice flick to rub one out to. Saw a video of a girl who looked like one of my exes giving head. She was really going in and I was able to bust.:shaq::dame:

I decided to browse Facebook to see if my ex had posted a new picture and she did. I was super horny and she was looking real good in that new picture. I sent her a text and said she looked real good in the picture and I that I miss her and I want to see her. I hadn't had any contact with her in awhile outside of facebook and figured she had changed her number but she replied back five minutes later! :why:

We talked for a bit and she took it to mean I wanted to get back with her when I really was just trying to smash.

She gets emotional so I decide to go have lunch with her because I knew if I reneged that she would throw a fit. I figured well maybe she give me head like the chick in the flick. :jawalrus:

We meet at a local spot and when I saw her I was like :unimpressed: because I realized why we weren't together to begin with. I told her straight up I wanted to see you because I want to fukk you. She started yelling and cussed me out and started crying saying I always play with her feelings and don't ever call her or text her again. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at me like :mjtf::gucci::dwillhuh::beli::what::mjpls:

She left the restaurant and I just sat there like :snoop:. Went back home and fapped to that same video again to make myself feel good. :mjlol: I got that post nut clarity that instead of watching the video I could have been getting the real thing.:francis::snoop:
:russ:
 

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I did too and had the worst post nut clarity in mankind. This bytch was so big that when she laid on her back in my living room floor, she was taller than my coffee table breh. I hit every hole too my G. My place smelled like burnt rubber when I was done.
:scust:

Ill never understand how you can even do this.
It would be literally impossible for me, just the thought of having a girl that :scust: laying in front of me, Id probably have a breakdown and ask myself what the hell my life has come to :dead:

No front though :russ:
 

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:russ:This story felt like mine bytch literally smashed her bed in any time she laid down.
I did too and had the worst post nut clarity in mankind. This bytch was so big that when she laid on her back in my living room floor, she was taller than my coffee table breh. I hit every hole too my G. My place smelled like burnt rubber when I was done.
:scust:
 
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