I told a girl we were exclusive for about 2 years so she can get that IUD or whatever it's called so I can raw her and creampie her. She was desperate for a relationship and I just told her what she wanted to hear. i never brought her around my friends or fam she should've smartened up.
after around the 1.5 year mark i told her to get rid of her cat cuz im allergic and i would get all itchy and my eyes would be all fukked up when i went over to raw her. she ended up giving it to her aunt in sacramento. then a few months later i "broke up" with her so the aftermath was: stuck with a 3-5 year IUD + no cat'
met a lil filipina bytch at footlocker when i was around 22/23, she was 19 and a virgin.
long story short:
-got her to take bc so i can creampie her, parents found the bc and beat the fukk out of her
-got fired from her job cuz id make her late to her shift from trying to fukk her every change i got
-got on academic probation for the same reason as above, id tell her to get notes from her friends and skip class so we can fukk
-took her virginity and she was "falling in love" with me and when she got clingy i got anxiety and dumped her
told my ex who is muslim that muhammad was watching me raw her during ramadan. i prob posted this earlier but she ugly cried in front of me and it made me laugh. i told her that if she loved me she would blow me at night when muslims are allowed to eat food. she agreed. not my fault.
Grade A hard on hoes scum bag brehI told a girl we were exclusive for about 2 years so she can get that IUD or whatever it's called so I can raw her and creampie her. She was desperate for a relationship and I just told her what she wanted to hear. i never brought her around my friends or fam she should've smartened up.
after around the 1.5 year mark i told her to get rid of her cat cuz im allergic and i would get all itchy and my eyes would be all fukked up when i went over to raw her. she ended up giving it to her aunt in sacramento. then a few months later i "broke up" with her so the aftermath was: stuck with a 3-5 year IUD + no cat'
met a lil filipina bytch at footlocker when i was around 22/23, she was 19 and a virgin.
long story short:
-got her to take bc so i can creampie her, parents found the bc and beat the fukk out of her
-got fired from her job cuz id make her late to her shift from trying to fukk her every change i got
-got on academic probation for the same reason as above, id tell her to get notes from her friends and skip class so we can fukk
-took her virginity and she was "falling in love" with me and when she got clingy i got anxiety and dumped her
told my ex who is muslim that muhammad was watching me raw her during ramadan. i prob posted this earlier but she ugly cried in front of me and it made me laugh. i told her that if she loved me she would blow me at night when muslims are allowed to eat food. she agreed. not my fault.
I told a girl we were exclusive for about 2 years so she can get that IUD or whatever it's called so I can raw her and creampie her. She was desperate for a relationship and I just told her what she wanted to hear. i never brought her around my friends or fam she should've smartened up.
after around the 1.5 year mark i told her to get rid of her cat cuz im allergic and i would get all itchy and my eyes would be all fukked up when i went over to raw her. she ended up giving it to her aunt in sacramento. then a few months later i "broke up" with her so the aftermath was: stuck with a 3-5 year IUD + no cat'
met a lil filipina bytch at footlocker when i was around 22/23, she was 19 and a virgin.
long story short:
-got her to take bc so i can creampie her, parents found the bc and beat the fukk out of her
-got fired from her job cuz id make her late to her shift from trying to fukk her every change i got
-got on academic probation for the same reason as above, id tell her to get notes from her friends and skip class so we can fukk
-took her virginity and she was "falling in love" with me and when she got clingy i got anxiety and dumped her
told my ex who is muslim that muhammad was watching me raw her during ramadan. i prob posted this earlier but she ugly cried in front of me and it made me laugh. i told her that if she loved me she would blow me at night when muslims are allowed to eat food. she agreed. not my fault.
who hurt you, breh?
I told a girl we were exclusive for about 2 years so she can get that IUD or whatever it's called so I can raw her and creampie her. She was desperate for a relationship and I just told her what she wanted to hear. i never brought her around my friends or fam she should've smartened up.
after around the 1.5 year mark i told her to get rid of her cat cuz im allergic and i would get all itchy and my eyes would be all fukked up when i went over to raw her. she ended up giving it to her aunt in sacramento. then a few months later i "broke up" with her so the aftermath was: stuck with a 3-5 year IUD + no cat'
met a lil filipina bytch at footlocker when i was around 22/23, she was 19 and a virgin.
long story short:
-got her to take bc so i can creampie her, parents found the bc and beat the fukk out of her
-got fired from her job cuz id make her late to her shift from trying to fukk her every change i got
-got on academic probation for the same reason as above, id tell her to get notes from her friends and skip class so we can fukk
-took her virginity and she was "falling in love" with me and when she got clingy i got anxiety and dumped her
told my ex who is muslim that muhammad was watching me raw her during ramadan. i prob posted this earlier but she ugly cried in front of me and it made me laugh. i told her that if she loved me she would blow me at night when muslims are allowed to eat food. she agreed. not my fault.
I was piping this chick and i had some yak wit me and put a lil on her booty hole to make it expand a lil then i scooped a finger full of yak and jammed it down here booty hole while hitting it from the back shyt was glorious!
Edit: she aint know i was gonna do it. She dont fukk wit me no mo but still has me on FB today i saw she had a romantic dinner with some simp.
i threatened my very first girl who i lost my v 2 that i would break up with her unless she sucked my dik in the movie theaters...
same girl who is my sons mother
fml
Fingered her home girl with her in the car. Then held her hand not even five minutes later. Shes all like why are your hands wet, i'm like idk, she smells them and is like "is that p*ssy?"
I miss dem hoes
This sounds like @Ol' Otisfarted during a blow job. it was a protein fart back when i still drank milk (im lactose intolerant) and it smelled like eggs. she ended up throwing up in the sink.
I fukked a chick from the back FACE DOWN ASS UP n had my left foot on her face WHILE I WAS GIVING THAT p*ssy A PROPER POUNDING...seen it on bang bros
ENDED UP BEING MY ONLY SONS MOTHER