When I was in highschool I poured a bottle of Minute Maid juice all over a chicks head. She was super disrespectful/loud mouthed, so during lunch I threw a chip & accidentally hit her when the person I threw it at had ducked. This fukking hoodrat gets up & pours a whole bag of chips over my head
and crushes the chips on my hairline. I was fuming
but looking back that shyt was funny as hell
. Lunch ends and on the way out I take my juice and pour it all over her head to the point it was dripping off her chin and slam the bottle in her face. She got pissed about it and wanted to fight me after I did that so she swung and missed and i swung back hard af and she flew. Not my proudest moment but everyone was laughing and she humbled up after that & I never seen her do that outlandish shyt again.
When I went to Vegas with my ex I say July 15 my parents booked this hotel called The Venetian. I got there a day earlier than my parents and my girl so literally had a 5 star suite to myself in Vegas. My parents n girl werent even supposed to come till the next day so I say fukk this and go out to the bar and meet these two chicks, a white girl and a latina (i dont even remember there names) we start talking and move to a secluded part of the bar cuz the blonde is really feeling me and the hispanic girl follows. Fast forward im making out w the blonde and the hispanic girl starts making out with me too and things got hot n heavy bruhs. The blonde asked for my # and wanted to come thru my hotel and basically begged me to call her later that night. So i get back in the hotel round 4 am, text them the hotel & they finally come thru around 7/8am. We ended up smashing for 2 hours cuz i took this cheap viagra in the casino store . By the time we finished smashing and we took a little nap my gf texts me shes on her way there around 1 in the afternoon. I kick them out after there p*ssy juices and mouth been all over my dikk, my girl comes into the hotel and we fukk on the same bed i just had a 3some on
so i literally fukked 3 bytches in one day. Barely had any sleep and still gave my ex an hour round