I thought only women did petty weird ass shyt like thisOn a 107 degree summer day after fukking all the electrolytes out a bytch, I poured that girl an ice cold glass of Koolaid. Then I stirred it with my dikk before I gave it to here. I watched her savor that shyt. No big deal considering she had already sucked my dikk.
The anal sex we had that day tho was shytty. After she pounded that cup she was like was like .
You're a sav. What was her background?
He's probably drank from that cup already and forgot he swirled his dirty just had sex dikk in it before.why did you stir it with your D PAUSE
a ziploc bagIn 2008, I was attending a Catholic School in Cincinnati, Ohio. I knew this girl at my school, she always had a thing for me. Her house is located across the street from my high school. On a summer day, I was working at my high school to help with tuition. This same woman wanted to have sex with me, so I skipped work and went to fukk her. I went over there and she didn't have a condom to provide for me, so I had to fukk her with a ziploc bag.
This is neither nasty nor disrespectfulOn the first night of our honeymoon my (ex) wife wanted to get started on the baby making process. She told me she had stopped taking the pill and she was excited. She was actually nervous and giddy and I could see it in her face. . This was the moment she had been waiting for her whole life. Creating a child with her husband on their wedding night.
I was NOT ready for a kid. I told her nah. . . Its not a good time. She was like. ITS NOT A GOOD TIME??
I was mad nonchalant about it. Then she reminded me she has not been on the pill in preparation for this night. .. I pulled out a roll of condoms and was like no worries.
She was
Ass fukked a girl with an old table leg. A pretty fukking big one at that.
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something like this..
My girlfriend refused to ever swallow so one day I came without notice when she was deep throat ing me and held her head down and pinched her nose. She was mad for a week that I throat raped her.
I was like 13 I believe - first girl that took my V. Anyways, the first time she gave me head, she was like 'nah, don't buss in my mouth, let me know when you about to cum' Obvious, just cause you took my V don't mean I'm a fukking savage brehette - i shot a wad full of nut, and I put my hands on the back of her because she was trying to get off she was all flailing her arms lol. After I turned the inside of her mouth like a jelly donut, she gets all pissed off runs to the bathroom and locks the door just crying She was like 'why did you do that to me?!' I told her litterally this - 'I'm a fukking savage, you aint know'. Funny though, I was trying to emulate my older brother who would always tell me the things he did to his gf's.
I went back in her living to play her brothers Sega Genesis, in which after playing i think it was ultra beast, I prceded to piss in his Sega Genesis - they still don't know to this day I did it.
After a week or two, we got back together, but this time I'm blowing her back out on her mama's couch. I grab one of the coach pillows and I put it on the back of her head and hold her down with it... I think stick my right hand, index and middle finger deep in her ass and she whaled like a fukking banshee, no lube or spit, I mean I didn't even ease it in, I just shoved it straight up in there I busted raw in her and I left after - she was fukking pissed. We didn't talk for a few months after that.
My big brother fukked me up yall If yall got lil brothers, don't be showing him porno's at the age of 8 cause they gonna turn out like straights goons
You can avoid all of this thread by dating a woman with self-respect. Honestly lmaooI hope I don't wife any of these hos
This is neither nasty nor disrespectful
nikkas in here beating women with plates and you come through with a casual marital disagreement