I guess it wasn't really c00ning because of the white womans reaction in the end...but the shyt still had me like
Years ago I was interviewing at some mortgage place for an Windows Admin gig...was all dressed up in my little suit...go in...go to like the third floor...talk to the secretary...she tells me the interview is up on like the 18th floor...I get back in the elevator...and racial hell breaks loose...
The door opens and their are two ratchet hoodrat chicks in the front...and when I say ratchet hoodrats...I mean they are wearing tall tee's with sweatpants and they have their hair like this...
Behind them are a couple of old white men in suits like
So I get on...and these chicks are talking loud as hell...and this elevator is slow as fukk...literally stops on damn near every floor...and one of the chicks, the one shaped like a goomba from mario bros....says "girl I told you she was a bytch" and "girl i told you that nikka wasn't shyt" while making this face...she must have said nikka about 5 times...
By then it is full of white people looking at them like this
And I am just in the back lefthand corner like
So this loud ass white lady gets on...old as fukk...like golden girls old...and she is talking a bout a meeting and shyt...and then this crypt keeper looking bytch says..."Somebody smells like fried chicken!" while making this face
Man this shyt...burned me to my soul...the white people closes to me had to catch me like...some of the white people...who i guess considered themselves liberal...were ashamed on some
Then the goomba black chick...no fukking lie...pulls out a greasy ass bag of chicken from her hand bag and says..."Girl that's me"
At this point my mind went to some place that only the most beaten down slaves probably went to...I didn't know whether to slap the black chick...slap the old white woman...randomly punch one of the white dudes...or what...I think in the end I tried to
Now this is where it takes a M.Night type of twist...
This old white lady...who was on the opposite end of the elevator...rushed through the crowd of people...I mean elbowing, leg sweeps, spotted arms pulls...all the way over to that black chick like...and said "where did you get that chicken it smells so good!"
Ratchet chick says "girl I got it from the cafeteria down stairs"
Old white lady says "It's open?"
Ratchet chick doesn't even answer, she opens the bag of chicken and they both inhale deeply and start
White chick yells out in the elevator "Thomas till them I am going to be late for the meeting I'm going back down stairs to get some of this fried chicken"...and starts mashing the ground floor button on the elevator...
My floor finally comes up and I slide out the elevator...the damn bag is so greasy when I bump against it, it leaves a stain on they cuff of my dress coat...
I look back and the ratchet chick is like...and some of the white people are looking at that bag of chicken like
POST OF THE MONTH
Why you got -80 for rep though??
and I knew that it was no saving her