What's the most c00nish thing you've seen or heard ?

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Im in sum random bar with my homie( he's white) me and him go outside to smoke, I ran out of cigs , so i ask this chick, let me get a cig.

First she said yeah , then she said nah, u gotta dance for it.........me and boy looked at each other, like is this bytch crazy.....that shyt set me off, I told her if she were a dude i'd slap the shyt out of her, went off on this bytch.

She didnt seem to see the big deal, I wonder why?? Her boy came outside(black) he asked her for cig, she told that nikka dance.......that nikka did a ten second jig for that ciggerette, shyt hurt my soul breh. What type of man is that??

Moral of the story im done smoking.....fukk that

:why:

smh @ that pathetic dude going from :stylin: to :myman:
 
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I'm white not black but this made me lol'd.

I was reading this article on okcupid about black women being the least desirable to white men and some black chick typed and entire essay about how white men do like black women she even said "they used to rape us back in the days so how is it impossible for them to not like us??" i was like :why:.


......WOW :dead:
 

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There was a Black male co worker at this retail job I worked who let this other female non-Black Hispanic worker (who pretended to be White though she clearly wasn't) clown him and call him a stupid nikka.

Her: nikka you are so stupid. I mean damn you can't do anything right. Look at this stupid nikka.

Him: *silent*
 
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I'm white not black but this made me lol'd.

I was reading this article on okcupid about black women being the least desirable to white men and some black chick typed and entire essay about how white men do like black women she even said "they used to rape us back in the days so how is it impossible for them to not like us??" i was like :why:.

why would that make you laugh?
 

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"Blacks needed slavery so we could get Christianity"

I hope dude either changes or his offed himself

A lot (if not all) of these black christians think like that. I mentioned a fool in my sports group who said that bullshyt then tried to get all deep with it by using the example of story about Joseph in the bible being sold into slavery by his brothers and coming out on top as king of Egypt and saying how the slavemasters shot themselves in the foot by introducing "us" to the power of christ. :smh: :snoop:
 
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Im in sum random bar with my homie( he's white) me and him go outside to smoke, I ran out of cigs , so i ask this chick, let me get a cig.

First she said yeah , then she said nah, u gotta dance for it.........me and boy looked at each other, like is this bytch crazy.....that shyt set me off, I told her if she were a dude i'd slap the shyt out of her, went off on this bytch.

She didnt seem to see the big deal, I wonder why?? Her boy came outside(black) he asked her for cig, she told that nikka dance.......that nikka did a ten second jig for that ciggerette, shyt hurt my soul breh. What type of man is that??

Moral of the story im done smoking.....fukk that

her: :usure:
you: :what:

him: :stylin::mj::myman::troll:
you: :ohhh:


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This jamaican woman I used to work with, who used to be extra rude to all the black dudes at work and yet with the white boys just sweet and everything. I used to just shake my head and kept it moving. These lost souls aren't worth bothering with.
 

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i cant think of anything recently.....


i know this pretty mixed chick back in HS used to be on some :mjpls: and only fukk with low class white guys. i think she had low self esteem because she was fine enough to get a popular w guy atleast but her BF was some stick figure trailer park ICP fan w boy
 

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I'm white not black but this made me lol'd.

I was reading this article on okcupid about black women being the least desirable to white men and some black chick typed and entire essay about how white men do like black women she even said "they used to rape us back in the days so how is it impossible for them to not like us??" i was like :why:.


:snoop::snoop::snoop:

btw your avi pic is :whoo:

ho's in panties is the best mayne!
 

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A story that sticks out...I went out with a mixed group to the club, and one was this pretty white girl. At the end of the night we were all leaving the club, and as we were walkin' this black cat stepped to that attractive white chick in our crew. We all kept our distance, and prepared to hail a cab, while he did his thing and rapped to her. All of a sudden duke starts getting excited, and I hear him say "I know I dont deserve you, im black". She was trying to politely tell him to K.I.M, and in response he went on a c00n rampage and started mutilating himself, throwing black folks under the bus. He was rambling about how much he hated black people, hated being black, wished he were white so she'd give him a chance...Sht was crazy! The girl was fairly smart and socially aware, and she finally had enough, and put him in his place for being so pathetic and self loathing. A true tragic scene...
 

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In Sociology class, we was discussing white privileged and this cac started going on a rant about affirmative action and countless other bs concerning black ppl. I get into a debate/argument with him which forced him to lean back on some of the ish he was saying. But he ended it by saying how he doesn't hate all blacks just the bad ones. And this black girl that sat next to him said" :sadcam:I'm one of the good ones right? you like me right? " This c00n bytch was dying for his approval when you can clearly see the disdain he had for black ppl coming from his mouth. I just looked at her and shook my head in embarrassment
 
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