What's the most c00nish statement you've heard from a family member or friend

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My cousin-in-law told me doesn't have no black friends because he doesn't trust black people. :francis:

I heard so much self-hatred statements spilling out the mouths of my relatives and other buffoons like " White always right" and "I feel more safer around white people".

I have a frat brother who is a Tommy Sotomayor's fan. :upsetfavre:
Does he have a black girlfriend? Just always wondered if this type date black women.
 
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"Racism isn't real."
Came from a Nigerian breh.
Albeit, he comes from a family of all doctors and most of them go to Ivy League schools, including all his siblings, so he hasn't experienced racism on a seriously noticeable level yet, but its like he doesn't even watch the news or know what's going on. :mindblown:
Wealthy Nigerians can be shockingly high on the sellout meter because they are so insulated from the experience of black Americans
 

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Does he have a black girlfriend? Just always wondered if this type date black women.
From what I know about him, he is dating somebody, but he hasn't disclosed the race of his girlfriend. I won't be surprised if she is an average white woman.
 

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I had a co-worker (light skinned black guy; with the nappy ass hair) dude was talking to this asian chick and this white chick and he said I don't consider myself black; because my great great grand mother on my fathers side was white. That's why I'm not dark. He said it loud enough so people can hear and I was like :jawalrus: good now I know your my enemy. Dude ended up dating this fat white bytch at the job and she dumped him and he became the outkast. Then he tried to start talking to the other brothers and the job; shyt did not work, but the sisters talked to them because they were c00ns also.

I had a black female co worker (at the same job as the light skinned cat)say her hands are tough because of slavery and she said I have slave hands. Another day she said she not full black and she is native american; all the asians started laughing at her and said you have to be at least 1/8 native american to be considered that. She tried to explain and they were all laughing at her. I was in the cut laughing at her also.

At the same job I just walked into the conversation and this sister (nigerian) was talking about the food they eat and she was talking about she hates nigerian food and talking shyt about blacks. My other coworker (brother) was there before me and when I walked in I over heard and I jumped in the conversation 'She goes to a nigerian party and say where is the hamburger at; what type of nigerian party is this,' then I said she go to a nigerian resturant and ask for a burrito. When I said that the other asians started laughing.

I had one of my old homies talk about he knows he handsome because he can pull white bytches left and right. I was white bytch will fukk anything and that ain't something to brag about. Bruh was low key self hating and I distance myself from him.

Besides my auntie saying slick shyt about black men (I just found out she's a black feminist and blames black men for not being married) I jever heard them say any c00n shyt.
 

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In college me and my boy was helping the other homie move into his dorm. The school placed him in the back dorm and dude was like 'man they should have placed me in the front because I'm light skinned.' Me and other homies was like nikka what. He was like naw I'm just playing. I didn't fukk with him after that. Then dude tried to outsmart me on some dumb shyt and lost. Then when I graduated another homie called me and told me that some other nikkas he was selling weed with snitched on him lol. The other nikka that snitch on him was a another light skinned cat; shyt was hella funny because I called that shyt before I graduated. I could tell those were snitch nikkas and was not built for that life style.
 

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I honestly wish we would have never gotten rid of Portugal; after all, they're the ones who civilized us. Now we gotta do all the work ourselves. People say they were evil to us but that's a lie, if they mistreated us is because we did something wrong in the first place.

These words came out of the mouth of an Angolan dude I used to hang with.

When I heard that I thought about annihilating him on some "one less fool for the race to be ashamed of" type of shyt but I was really cool with his mother and felt sorry for her so I decided to spare his life. I know she didn't mean to give birth to such a pathetic c00n.
 

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"black people can't be together in large groups"recently heard this from an co-worker when we had a conversation about worldstar. and the same ol "black women are this, that and everything" from dudes I know who prefer non-black women.

One of my aunts be on that "white people do *blank* better" B.S. talking about how "WW take better care of their bodies, that you see more BW lookin frumpy in public than you do them" o. Then another one pulled a "what about black on black crime" deflection when freddie gray went national.

I'm really surprised/glad that self loathing didn't rub off on me.
 

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These words came out of the mouth of an Angolan dude I used to hang with.

When I heard that I thought about annihilating him on some "one less fool for the race to be ashamed of" type of shyt but I was really cool with his mother and felt sorry for her so I decided to spare his life. I know she didn't mean to give birth to such a pathetic c00n.

the craziest part is that if he from Angola then he might be Bakongo. It is crazy that he hasn't read or heard about the Kingdom of Kongo.

The stupidest c00ning crap that I ever heard was "good hair" from Black women. They may not have meant anything by it, but then the weave movement broke out; and they were not even wearing weave from what might be from their own culture. That is why I have always thought that women wearing weaves might also be a form of self hate.
 

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No c00ns in my family :blessed:

Though my 2 younger sisters used be on that "new black" bullshyt until the got their wake up call.
 

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In reference to black history before slavery in the US, my friend said "what history?" I thought he was fukking with me because playing devil's advocate a lot is a thing we do but I honestly don't know to this day. I think he was being for real though because after I told him a bunch of things for a while he was trying to put me on to stuff he found.
 
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This is scary because alot of AA carry that perception and don't know the rich history we have and contributions we made in society prior to slavery due to eurocentric ducktales taught to us in school ... shyt crazy smh .



In 8th grade I had this cac history teacher and I'd piss her off cause I want Anti-America and Pro-Africa.


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