What's the most c00nish statement you've heard from a family member or friend

[Rell84shots]

The police are our friend.

 

[R.O. Double]

Broad I went to Job Corps with used to only date non-black people. She was black and her excuse was that if she got pregnant, her baby would be mixed and have good hair.

She put all kinds of chemicals in her hair and lost her edges. She used that prostyle on her hair and covered up the baldspots with a comeover type hair style.

 

[Mr.bocario]

In class this AA chick was like "im glad white folks got us out of africa or we would be in the jungle right now.

Cac teacher:


ME:

The sad part is that what she said isn't a isolated incident

 

[MillionMills]

All my friends have no pride in being black. It's kinda sad when you look around and realize your the only one holding it down for your race.

 

[Couth]

"if it aint white it aint right"

 

[Ziggiy]

My sister once asked for a white Barbie doll when she was 6-7. I legit thought my father was going to murder her the look he gave her...

 

[JerseyFinest!]

I use to hear my ex Grandmother say all the time
she would never go see a black doctor. He had to be white

Her reasoning was "nikkaz don't know what they doing"

 

[Willie]

"if it aint white it aint right"

Or if it aint snowin I aint goin.

I hate them kinda nikkas smh

 

[LaLuna]

 

[FakeNews]

I was working with a black girl who was new and needed help, me and a white coworker went to give her help almost at the same time I beat him there by like two seconds. She looked at me,then went to the white guy. I looked at her with a confused face and she said she would always choose a white persons help over a black persons because white people are smarter. I never talked to that chick again.

 

[PlainSight]

A family member once said to me that having finally been with a white woman, he thought they were cleaner.

I was mad young at the time and still a virgin, but I was like "".

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

Too many times.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Or if it aint snowin I aint goin.

Goddamn that line is funny as fukk tho...I woulda hit the floor if a nicca said that around me,.


As far as the thread goes, Ive been blessed to be from a pro-black family, and Ive always attracted fair to fiercely pro-black friends and associates for a reason 'cause sorry ass niccas make my head hurt --- even if they prefer to "date out" they're not on some self-hate nonsense.

The only incident that comes to mind is from a couple of years ago, where a nicca I was casual friends with at that point got on party bus with me, and inexplicably started hollering out pro-zimmerman shyt, LOUDLY, once he started getting pissy. It got to the point where he and I was close to squabing. Pretty much made a point to x him out my circle from that point.

 

[Hagendas]

Thread making me feel a type of way why are people like this

 

[Jamal514]

This elder Guyanese family friend of mine once got drunk at a cookout and exposed himself. In his drunken rant he said that every country with black leadership is a fukked up shythole and that black men make the worst leaders. He even said that he would change his race if he could.