What's the most c00nish statement you've heard from a family member or friend

[havoc]

My cousin-in-law told me doesn't have no black friends because he doesn't trust black people.

I heard so much self-hatred statements spilling out the mouths of my relatives and other buffoons like " White always right" and "I feel more safer around white people".

I have a frat brother who is a Tommy Sotomayor's fan.

 

[Audemar]

Friend: "That chick isn't very attractive, all she got going for her is her light-skin"

 

[Drones]

I was telling my brother about gentrification and he said "I'm glad white people are moving in, brings the property values up and maybe they'll clean this place up a bit!" He stays making excuses for white people and their ways.

I notice a lot of black folks 30+ be on some unabashed c00n shyt.

 

[1stPick]

Friend once went on a drunken rant about how all N1ggers do is commit crimes, bytch, moan, riot, breed and how every black society is a sh*thole

She was a little crazy, I dont talk to her much now

 

[Sad Bunny]

One person told me they don't go to "****** clubs" or bars because they always end in fights, stabbings or shootings

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Or if it aint snowin I aint goin.

 

[EndDomination]

"Racism isn't real."
Came from a Nigerian breh.
Albeit, he comes from a family of all doctors and most of them go to Ivy League schools, including all his siblings, so he hasn't experienced racism on a seriously noticeable level yet, but its like he doesn't even watch the news or know what's going on.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Man my mom stay on that

Most recently after the Ferguson incident I remember she said some "two sides of the story" type shyt that had me like

 

[Raptor]

In class this AA chick was like "im glad white folks got us out of africa or we would be in the jungle right now.

Cac teacher:


ME:

Wouldnt be suprised if more African Aamericans thought like this. The racist educational system

 

[prime]

Over the Fourth of July weekend my family from Arizona and California came out here to Chicago my cousins looked at me with disgust when I said only date black women one of these clowns said "you only date black women you need to raise your standards cuz real talk white and Latina women killing black women come out to Cali you will see" I was like

 

[Flash Thunderton]

My grandpa told me yesterday that the only chance a black person has of being successful is winning the lottery.


That shyt actually hurt my soul

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Man my mom stay on that

Most recently after the Ferguson incident I remember she said some "two sides of the story" type shyt that had me like

Your mama ain't shyt word to @Cat piss martini

 

[Kobe24]

God bless her, but years ago my Grandmama once said something to the effect of Africans need White people to be in power because Africans are unable to lead/guide themselves.

I went from this to this  to this . Maybe it was just her old age. I'll chalk it up to that

WTF how is your grandma so smart lol you must of got your stupid on from your dads side of the family!!!!

 

[Kobe24]

My brother is a Tommy Sotomoister fan

I was friends with one dude who said white women were better than black women. Then he said white women wouldn't date me because I was too dark and he is only a couple shades lighter than me
I stopped being friends with that c00n after he said that (not that I care because I don't like white women anyway)

you had little feelings for dude and he told you essentially you were too dark and now your postin on here like hes the a$$hole

 

[Kobe24]

In class this AA chick was like "im glad white folks got us out of africa or we would be in the jungle right now.

Cac teacher:


ME:

DAMN you should of married that bytch she had the brain function on 100 lol non of that peabrainned shyt posting this crap makes you look ignorant